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    pradheep_scorp7

    [101]Mar 16, 2009
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    The one where Pheebs does'nt believe in gravity.

    The door knocks and chandler goes "Oh oh, its Issac Newton and he is pissed, hop on on the ceiling pheebs.

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    thealtermateone

    [102]Mar 31, 2009
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    Chandler: i'm standing here, on my knees, holding out these cough cushions as a symbol...much like they did in biblical times!'

    Chandler: 'And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!' (throwing a glass of water at Joey)

    can't think of anymore, everything he says is genius...

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    willywonka17

    [103]Apr 2, 2009
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    Tow the rumor, when everybody finds out that Ross dated old women and he says smth like that : 'She didn't look 50!' Chandler : 'Did she look 16?' I love it and I love him and I love this episode
    Edited on 04/02/2009 1:25pm
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    stellarchick86

    [104]Apr 20, 2009
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    Sorry if these have been mentioned before, Im too lazy to look through all the pages lol. I was just watching 'TOW Ross' Sandwich' and Chandler had some good comebacks in it.

    Ross: Somebody stole my sandwich!!


    Chandler: Well what did the police say?!


    Ross: So what stree Phoebe say, stuff like 'keep your mitts off my grub?


    Chandler: Say Ross when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of 'Annie'?


    Ross: On account of my rage..


    Chandler: Which I must say right now is out of control!


    haha I love that episode!
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    cobr

    [105]Dec 27, 2011
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    From the Kips episode;

    Rachel walks in when Ross is telling the guys he can't see Rachel anymore:

    Rachel: What's going on?
    Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
    Joey: So I'm thinking, basically, we pick it up and then we flip it.

    The gang is stuck in Monica;s room while Ross is telling Rachel he can't see her. Joey takes out his box hidden under the bed.

    (Mad Libs) Phoebe: Name of someone in room?
    Joey: Chandler!
    Phoebe: Come on, seriously.

    Chandler: What have you got in here? Magazines, Doritos...............Condoms!?/
    Joey: You don't know how long we're going to be in here. We may have to repopulate the earth.
    Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
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