NBC (ended 2004)
Here are a few:
#1: TOW The Cheap Wedding Dress (season 7) - Joey and Ross just finished their argument in front of Kristin, the girl they both dated.
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
Ross: Probably around gonorrhea....
Waiter: Geller, table of two?
Ross (to Joey): You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
#2: TOW Monica's Boots (season 8 ) - Ross is talking to the baby via Rachel's stomach. Phoebe looks on.
Ross: That's right, I love you! And-and I'm gonna play with you all the time.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Rachel: (pause) He's talking to the baby!....
Phoebe: Ohh...okay!! (pause) Okay, 'cause when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words," I thought, 'There's a trick!'
#3: TOW The Blind Dates (season 9) - Joey returns Emma to Monica and Chandler's apartment after he hears them having sex.
Monica (to Joey): Why the hell did you take her??
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Monica: No, we weren't!!
Joey: Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair. (To Chandler) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once??
There are a few when Rachel decides to try her hand at writing erotic novels, like this one, lol
Ross: Wait til you get to the part about his throbbing pens....you do not wanna be around when he starts writing with those!!!
Phoebe is giving Monica a massage at the end of TOW The Secret Closet:
Monica: Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
Phoebe: Come on more!
Monica: Oh God!
Phoebe: Yeah, you like that don’t you?
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
Phoebe: You want it there? You take it there baby!
Monica: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it!
|Ross, Joey, and Rachel are sitting in Central Perk talking about Rachel's erotic novel. |
Ross: (drinks coffee) Damn, this coffee's cold. Rach, do you mind if I warm it up on your loins?
Rachel: (to Joey) You told him about my novel? Joey!
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up.
Rachel: Yeah. I wore out the firsy copy when we were together.
Rachel heads to the door to leave.
Ross: (following Rachel yelling) Oh yeah? Well when we were going out I rented tons of porno magazines!
Two women sitting nearby hear him giving him a creepy look.
Ross: (to the ladies) S'up?
Phoebe: Ross, how could you do that to an old man?
The same two women give Ross an even creepier look.
|The scene when Monica and Rachel are teaching Chandler "the zones".|
Monica: It’s kind of an important one!
Chandler: Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, y’know, sometimes that helps.