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    blue4t

    [21]Dec 7, 2006
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    The whole "7, 7, 7" line where Monica and Rachel are telling Joey how to please a woman in bed.  I think this is when Joey's not allowed to have any pleasure, so he needs to know how to please a woman without pleasing  himself.
    Edited on 12/07/2006 12:36pm
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    xdylancolex

    [22]Dec 7, 2006
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    blue4t wrote:
    The whole "7, 7, 7" line where Monica and Rachel are telling Joey how to please a woman in bed.  I think this is when Joey's not allowed to have any pleasure, so he needs to know how to please a woman without pleasing  himself.


    i thought it was Joey not alowwed to eat meat..lol i'm not sure!!
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    lilsquaredude12

    [23]Dec 7, 2006
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    xdylancolex wrote:
    blue4t wrote:
    The whole "7, 7, 7" line where Monica and Rachel are telling Joey how to please a woman in bed.  I think this is when Joey's not allowed to have any pleasure, so he needs to know how to please a woman without pleasing  himself.


    i thought it was Joey not alowwed to eat meat..lol i'm not sure!!


    Actually....you're both wrong. Monica and Rachel give Chandler advice about how to please a woman. There was an episode where Joey wasn't allowed to do anything for himself sexually cuz he was part of a sperm test, but that was a different episode. The episode where Joey couldn't eat meat so Phoebe could when she was pregnant was also a different episode....
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    LB80

    [24]Dec 8, 2006
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    xdylancolex wrote:
    hahahah funny ^^ especially 5,7..6,7..7,7,7,7,7,(7 fingers up)

    LOL, I love that moment, also when Rachel starts getting affected by it when she closes her eyes

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    ScreamingViking

    [25]Dec 8, 2006
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    When Ross and Joey are looking at the cook book that Rachel used to make her trifle, and discover that the pages are stuck together, and Joey says Chandler!
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    ilovechandler

    [26]Dec 9, 2006
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    i cant think of the exact line, but when rachael is talking about a guy who is a  quarter machine, you put in the quarter and he just goes! haha, any one wanna fix that, casue im probably way off!
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    hugsy_

    [27]Dec 10, 2006
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    Phoebe & Ross are making out on a pool table.
    Ross: Stupid balls are in the way!
    * laughter *

    Same scene.
    Ross: My foot's stuck in the damn hole.
    Phoebe: Well, that's a line every woman wants to hear.

    That's like Ross's thing!
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    xdylancolex

    [28]Dec 14, 2006
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    hugsy_ wrote:
    Phoebe & Ross are making out on a pool table.
    Ross: Stupid balls are in the way!
    * laughter *

    Same scene.
    Ross: My foot's stuck in the damn hole.
    Phoebe: Well, that's a line every woman wants to hear.

    That's like Ross's thing!


    i watched that episode yesterday still funny!! and now i actually get why they have the flashback, it took me a while but it's too what janice say before the flashback starts! lol i'm soooooo slow
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    Jessica222

    [29]Dec 14, 2006
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    xdylancolex wrote:
    hugsy_ wrote:
    Phoebe & Ross are making out on a pool table.
    Ross: Stupid balls are in the way!
    * laughter *

    Same scene.
    Ross: My foot's stuck in the damn hole.
    Phoebe: Well, that's a line every woman wants to hear.

    That's like Ross's thing!
    i watched that episode yesterday still funny!! and now i actually get why they have the flashback, it took me a while but it's too what janice say before the flashback starts! lol i'm soooooo slow

    lol!! i just watched that

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    blue4t

    [30]Dec 14, 2006
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    lilsquaredude12 wrote:
    xdylancolex wrote:
    blue4t wrote:
    The whole "7, 7, 7" line where Monica and Rachel are telling Joey how to please a woman in bed.  I think this is when Joey's not allowed to have any pleasure, so he needs to know how to please a woman without pleasing  himself.


    i thought it was Joey not alowwed to eat meat..lol i'm not sure!!


    Actually....you're both wrong. Monica and Rachel give Chandler advice about how to please a woman. There was an episode where Joey wasn't allowed to do anything for himself sexually cuz he was part of a sperm test, but that was a different episode. The episode where Joey couldn't eat meat so Phoebe could when she was pregnant was also a different episode....
    Thank you. At first I thought it was Chandler, but when I couldn't remember why, I just went with Joey.
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    Mizz_afrikano

    [31]Dec 21, 2006
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    The one where ross and rachel comes up with the idea calling each other mommy and daddy infront of emma..

    and lol..pheobe starts talking dirty to ross

    =======>

    Ross: If we're going to do that, we should probably call me Daddy, too.
    Phoebe: I like that, Daddy.
    Ross: I, uh, I was just talking about Rachel.
    Phoebe: Oh, is Daddy getting angry? Is Daddy going to spank me?
    Ross: Well, that depends. Have you been a bad g.... No, I can't.  

    Edited on 12/21/2006 12:12am
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    xdylancolex

    [32]Dec 21, 2006
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    Mizz_afrikano wrote:

    The one where ross and rachel comes up with the idea calling each other mommy and daddy infront of emma..

    and lol..pheobe starts talking dirty to ross

    =======>

    Ross: If we're going to do that, we should probably call me Daddy, too.
    Phoebe: I like that, Daddy.
    Ross: I, uh, I was just talking about Rachel.
    Phoebe: Oh, is Daddy getting angry? Is Daddy going to spank me?
    Ross: Well, that depends. Have you been a bad g.... No, I can't.  



    that's a good one
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    legen_dary

    [33]Jan 18, 2007
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    it's from the first or second episode of the first season.  It the one where Monica sleeps with that guy from work who claims he hasn't been able to have sex in like two years, but he thinks Monica can change all that.  Anyway, the next morning she comes out into the kitchen with a huge smile and Rachel says: Why are you so happy?  Looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.        Or something to that effect. 
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    pjhasham

    [34]Jan 19, 2007
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    My favourite is the one where Joey says that he hates Ralph Lauren underwear because he bought a pair, size XS, and he couldn't fit excess anything into them.
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    Ramona87

    [35]Jan 19, 2007
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    pjhasham wrote:
    My favourite is the one where Joey says that he hates Ralph Lauren underwear because he bought a pair, size XS, and he couldn't fit excess anything into them.


    Which episode is that in?
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    pjhasham

    [36]Jan 19, 2007
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    Ramona87 wrote:
    pjhasham wrote:
    My favourite is the one where Joey says that he hates Ralph Lauren underwear because he bought a pair, size XS, and he couldn't fit excess anything into them.


    Which episode is that in?


    TOW Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, Season 5.
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    Ramona87

    [37]Jan 20, 2007
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    Thank you!
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    xdylancolex

    [38]Jan 21, 2007
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    i wanna see that epi now but i haven't got my dvd's with me now
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    FriendsSvuLost8

    [39]Jan 21, 2007
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    8.15 TOW with the birthing video

    Ross: I'm sure whatever it is it is it happened to me, you know once I got dumped during sex. (2 woman hear this and look at him disgusted)

    couldn't stop laughing at that one .

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    yuumm_monkeys

    [40]Jan 21, 2007
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    Red-rumm wrote:
    The scene when Monica and Rachel are teaching Chandler "the zones".

    Me and my roommate have been looking for that episode for the past few weeks, Could you tell me which episode that is?

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