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    xdylancolex

    [41]Jan 21, 2007
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    i'm not sure which episode but i think it's on season 4
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    Ramona87

    [42]Jan 22, 2007
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    It's
    The One With Phoebe's Uterus, I think it's 4-11.
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    Red-rumm

    [43]Jan 22, 2007
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    Yeah, that's the one. (I forgot so I had to go back and check.   )
    Edited on 01/22/2007 8:40am
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    yuumm_monkeys

    [44]Jan 22, 2007
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    Thanks from me and my roommate! We appreciate it!
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    JoolsMB

    [45]Jan 24, 2007
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    It's not a dirty joke.. but the whole concept of the Jack & Judy doin' it in the bathroom while Monica & Richard were hiding in the shower.. eeewwww!!!!!
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    GreenLion1993

    [46]Jan 25, 2007
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    The Little Black Curly Hair song...
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    Ramona87

    [48]Jan 25, 2007
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    JoolsMB wrote:
    It's not a dirty joke.. but the whole concept of the Jack & Judy doin' it in the bathroom while Monica & Richard were hiding in the shower.. eeewwww!!!!!


    I just love that one! Especially the scene after, where Monica says to Ross: "Remember that video we found of Mom and Dad? Well, I just caught the live show!"
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    GreenLion1993

    [49]Jan 25, 2007
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    Ramona87 wrote:
    JoolsMB wrote:
    It's not a dirty joke.. but the whole concept of the Jack & Judy doin' it in the bathroom while Monica & Richard were hiding in the shower.. eeewwww!!!!!


    I just love that one! Especially the scene after, where Monica says to Ross: "Remember that video we found of Mom and Dad? Well, I just caught the live show!"

    Classic!
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    JoolsMB

    [50]Jan 26, 2007
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    GreenLion1993 wrote:
    Ramona87 wrote:
    JoolsMB wrote:
    It's not a dirty joke.. but the whole concept of the Jack & Judy doin' it in the bathroom while Monica & Richard were hiding in the shower.. eeewwww!!!!!


    I just love that one! Especially the scene after, where Monica says to Ross: "Remember that video we found of Mom and Dad? Well, I just caught the live show!"

    Classic!


    still... eeewwww!!!
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    Ramona87

    [51]Jan 26, 2007
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    [QUOTE="JoolsMB"]
    GreenLion1993 wrote:
    Ramona87 wrote:
    JoolsMB wrote:
    It's not a dirty joke.. but the whole concept of the Jack & Judy doin' it in the bathroom while Monica & Richard were hiding in the shower.. eeewwww!!!!!


    I just love that one! Especially the scene after, where Monica says to Ross: "Remember that video we found of Mom and Dad? Well, I just caught the live show!"
    still... eeewwww!!!


    Of course "eeewwww!", that's what makes this scene a classic!
    Edited on 01/26/2007 7:56am
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    seinfeld111690

    [52]Jan 26, 2007
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    Jessica222 wrote:

    monica: "thats my motto, get out before they go down"

    joey: "thats so not my motto"



    I love that one
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    Sawyer_Gota_Gun

    [53]Jan 27, 2007
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    Pheobe: And now we need the SE@men of a righteous man
    Rachael: Pheobe if we had that we would'nt be doing the ritual in the first place
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    xdylancolex

    [54]Jan 28, 2007
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    i dont get that^^ can you explain please!!
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    FullmetalV2

    [55]Jan 29, 2007
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    I can't believe no one was talking about how they got Pheobe/Ursula's porn movie in season 6 (TOW Chandler Can't Cry).

    Joey and Ross come upstairs, and they talk about the movie and Chandler (referring to earlier that day where they watched a sad movie) asked 'You didn't get a movie that's going to make you be reaching for the tissues all night long did you?' (or something to that effect).

    Joey after a pause goes...'sort of'...lmao.
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    pjhasham

    [56]Jan 29, 2007
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    xdylancolex wrote:
    i dont get that^^ can you explain please!!


    It was part of a ritual which involved starting a bonfire with the property of Rachel's ex-boyfriend Paulo. Therefore, since Paulo was a bastard who had hit on Phoebe, he wasn't a righteous man, and they couldn't use semen from him, or any of their other exes. Did I really need to explain this?
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    sweatheart235

    [57]Jan 31, 2007
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    Rachel: " and just so you know, it's not that common, it dosn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!"

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    xdylancolex

    [58]Feb 1, 2007
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    pjhasham wrote:
    xdylancolex wrote:
    i dont get that^^ can you explain please!!


    It was part of a ritual which involved starting a bonfire with the property of Rachel's ex-boyfriend Paulo. Therefore, since Paulo was a bastard who had hit on Phoebe, he wasn't a righteous man, and they couldn't use semen from him, or any of their other exes. Did I really need to explain this?


    thanks sori...im not that smart!!
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    steph93xx

    [59]Mar 24, 2007
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    YEAH ALSO
    ROSS: I have 2 tallk 2 joey just me a second u know
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    steph93xx

    [60]Mar 24, 2007
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    YEAH ALSO..
    (ross & charlie r at the hotel in barbados season 10)
    ROSS: I have 2 talk 2 Joey just me a second, u know.
    CHARLIE: Yeah
    ROSS: Grandma,Grandma,Grandma okay see you later
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