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    Alexxx821

    [61]Mar 24, 2007
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    Most of my favourites have already been mentioned.

    I also like, after Rachel has sex with Barry in his orthodontist chair:

    "It's handy having this little sink right here".

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    Alexxx821

    [62]Mar 24, 2007
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    Oh, I thought of another!

    Ross: In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?

    Chandler: (whispers in Ross' ear)

    Ross: Eww, no!!

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    Lexivy

    [64]Apr 15, 2007
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    When Phoebe's miniature house caught on fire and Ross put it out in the shower while Monica was in there; when they get out, Monica said she was just checking the shower massager! lol
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    hella_ilieva

    [65]Nov 25, 2007
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    From Ross's Wedding:

    Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.

    Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.

    Mr. Geller: (embarrassed) Judy, the kids..

    Mrs. Geller: Jack, that's what they call the subway.

    Mr. Geller: Ohh, I thought that you....

    Ross and Monica: Dad, dad. We got it!! We Got It!!!
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    husomceh

    [66]Nov 25, 2007
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    Jaydawg2089 wrote:
    Joey's interviewing new roommates after Chandler moves in with Monica.

    Joey: Let's do a little word association. I'll say a word and you tell me next thing that comes to your mind. Okay? Pillow.
    Girl: Fight
    Joey: Very good. G.
    Girl: String?
    Joey: Excellent! Last one. Doggie.
    Girl: Kittie!
    Joey: No I'm sorry, wrong answer.


    lol me and my friend talk about this one all the time as she rarely sees friends and this is one she's seen.
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    mich_duncan_hbk

    [67]Nov 25, 2007
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    i dunno which one it's from but where richard and monica are dating and jack says i'll let u borrow the porsche if u let me

    ross: dad i beg u not to finish that line

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    harryathouse

    [68]Nov 26, 2007
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    episode - the one hundreth. Pheobe has just gone into labour

    Ross: Phebs, its going to be okay.

    Pheobe: thats easy for you to say! I dont see three kids coming out of your vagina!

    and in the episode - TOW Rachels other sister

    Rachel: I had a baby.

    Amy: I decorated dads office.

    Rachel: Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina not the same thing.

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    rita_dori

    [69]Dec 8, 2007
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    i don't know if someone say this one yet so...

    Ross: No, No, No, No, homo erectus was never fully erect.
    Chandler: Maybe he was nervous.
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    The_void_68

    [70]Dec 14, 2007
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    (when Ross and Rachel are making out in the museum, and Rachel stops suddenly)

    RACHEL: Oh honey, that's OK, it doesn't matter.

    ROSS: What? Oh no, you just rolled over the juicebox.

    LOL

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    mich_duncan_hbk

    [71]Dec 17, 2007
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    ^sry i don't get that one can some1 explain cuz when it happened i felt sorta left out cuz the backround laughing was going crazy
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    The_void_68

    [72]Dec 18, 2007
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    I don't want to tarnish anyone's innocent mind, so have it in spoiler tags:


    ***SPOILER***


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    tafj73

    [73]Dec 18, 2007
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    And in case you're not sure what
    ***SPOILER***
    means, it means that
    ***SPOILER***

    Edited on 12/18/2007 9:46pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [74]Dec 20, 2007
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    That episode actually made me wonder if Rachel would have liked Ross as much if he had that problem, because she looked pretty upset when it happened, and she looked worryingly relieved when she found out it was only juice (fruit juice).

    I like it in TOW Rachel's Other Sister when...

    Amy: So what've you been up to lately.

    Rachel: Well, I had a baby.

    Amy: I decorated Dad's office.

    Rachel: Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina not the same thing.
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    sellie12

    [75]Dec 20, 2007
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    I love Friends's dirty jokes! I cant think of any right now
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    JoeyzPizza47

    [76]Dec 21, 2007
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    I like when Chandler is nervous about having sex with Kathy because the last person she was with was Joey and he says something like:

    "We share a wall. He's either really good in bed or she just really likes to agree with him."

    And their 1st time wasn't amazing and he says something like:
    "It was more like 'I see your point, I'm alright with it'"
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    BlueBanana92

    [77]Apr 9, 2008
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    When Ross is telling Joey and Rachel how his student is "in love" with him Rachel tells how she had a crush on a teacher:

    Joey: So how did you get over him?

    Rachel: I didn't, I got under him.

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    ramo_zz

    [78]Apr 9, 2008
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    A funny dirty moment is when Monica was drunk at her 30th birthday party and she said to chandler: "I wanna make love to you right here, right now" and Ross replied: "I really wish you wouldn't"
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    turtlegirl949

    [79]Apr 9, 2008
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    "The One With Phoebe's Husband", when they're watching Joey's porno movie:

    Chandler: This is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.

    Monica: She better get the job!

    Ross: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job...

    Love that scene!

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    frostzZ

    [80]Apr 9, 2008
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    "SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEEEEEEN" monica the expert lol
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