Most of my favourites have already been mentioned.
I also like, after Rachel has sex with Barry in his orthodontist chair:
"It's handy having this little sink right here".
NBC (ended 2004)
|Joey's interviewing new roommates after Chandler moves in with Monica. |
Joey: Let's do a little word association. I'll say a word and you tell me next thing that comes to your mind. Okay? Pillow.
Joey: Very good. G.
Joey: Excellent! Last one. Doggie.
Joey: No I'm sorry, wrong answer.
i dunno which one it's from but where richard and monica are dating and jack says i'll let u borrow the porsche if u let me
ross: dad i beg u not to finish that line
episode - the one hundreth. Pheobe has just gone into labour
Ross: Phebs, its going to be okay.
Pheobe: thats easy for you to say! I dont see three kids coming out of your vagina!
and in the episode - TOW Rachels other sister
Rachel: I had a baby.
Amy: I decorated dads office.
Rachel: Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina not the same thing.
(when Ross and Rachel are making out in the museum, and Rachel stops suddenly)
RACHEL: Oh honey, that's OK, it doesn't matter.
ROSS: What? Oh no, you just rolled over the juicebox.
I don't want to tarnish anyone's innocent mind, so have it in spoiler tags:
Rachel mistook the squirt of juice from the juicebox for a premature ejaculation from Ross
he came pretty quickly.
When Ross is telling Joey and Rachel how his student is "in love" with him Rachel tells how she had a crush on a teacher:
Joey: So how did you get over him?
Rachel: I didn't, I got under him.
"The One With Phoebe's Husband", when they're watching Joey's porno movie:
Chandler: This is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
Monica: She better get the job!
Ross: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job...
Love that scene!