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    NJZ

    [81]Apr 19, 2008
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    frostzZ wrote:
    "SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEEEEEEN" monica the expert lol


    LMAO I loved that one.
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    mileycyrusxx

    [82]Apr 20, 2008
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    Red-rumm wrote:
    The scene when Monica and Rachel are teaching Chandler "the zones".


    I was thinking the same thing. Lol, and I was playing cards with my friends last night and everytime I said 7, all I could think of was 5/7, 6/7, 7/7/7/7/7 etc.
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    thebeatles772

    [83]May 9, 2008
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    what episode was that, it's been driving me crazy thinking about but i just can't remember.
    and this isn't a joke but i love this conversation:

    Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
    Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
    Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
    Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
    Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
    Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
    (Long pause.)
    Ross: Multiple orgasms!
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    yousifaltaha

    [84]May 9, 2008
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    the one with phoebe's uterus
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    thebeatles772

    [85]May 10, 2008
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    thanx
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    sadweekan

    [86]May 12, 2008
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    chandler:isnt she the woman who have sex really loud? woman:OH PLEASE JUST GIVE IT TO ME chandler and joey:yes definately thats her i love that line

    rachel: "One of them just said she love so I gave her everything" phoebe:no wonder you are pregnant

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    grace87

    [87]May 12, 2008
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    When Ross and Rachel are watching their tape.. at the end they jump out the chair and started sreaming "NOooooo"..
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    llnrs4ever

    [88]May 12, 2008
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    TOW Ross turns Emma's cake from a penis to a bunny! LOL!!!
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    kodabear911

    [89]May 12, 2008
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    In TOW All the Resolutions:
    Ross: No, this year is going to be different. I'm going to make myself happy.

    Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room or..?

    Edited on 05/12/2008 8:33pm
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    grace87

    [90]May 13, 2008
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    And the episode in season 2 where the girld all read the book.. and then they take a quiz.. and Monica said that she never had a guy enter in her forest.. etc. etc. at her first date..
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    suekuku

    [91]May 13, 2008
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    "TOW Phoebe's Husband" with Joey's porno film.

    He is the copier guy and stands and watches the couple having sex. Then he says, wait you can see me again but that guy's butt is blocking me.

    "There I am. . . there I am . . . there I am . . . there I am . . ."

    I absolutely lost it the first time I saw that one!

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    thebeatles772

    [94]May 14, 2008
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    i love it in the start of TOW Rachel's inadvertent kiss where all the group is on the lounge at central perk and Rachel tells everyone that she has an interview at Ralph Lauren and phoebe says Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills?

    Rachel: O-okay!

    Phoebe: Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi.

    Rachel: Hi.

    (They shake hands.)

    Phoebe: Very good handshake, good wrist action.

    Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)

    Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)

    Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?

    Phoebe: Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

    cracked me up so much... i'm glad the opening credits came right after that
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    grace87

    [95]May 15, 2008
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    In TOW Ross is fine.. Chandler and Monica are over this couple who adopetd a kid.. Chandler coming back to the bathroom:
    Chandler: We have to leave now..!
    Monica: Why?.. What did you do in the bathroom?!
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    grace87

    [96]May 15, 2008
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    And.. in TOW Joe loses his insurance:
    Ross: well.. I'll do that on my own.. with no naked chicks..
    Chandler: That's the way I did it until I was 19..
    lol
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    frostzZ

    [97]May 15, 2008
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    suekuku wrote:

    "TOW Phoebe's Husband" with Joey's porno film.

    He is the copier guy and stands and watches the couple having sex. Then he says, wait you can see me again but that guy's butt is blocking me.

    "There I am. . . there I am . . . there I am . . . there I am . . ."

    I absolutely lost it the first time I saw that one!



    lol just reading those comments made me laugh all over again.but seriously i didnt get the "there i am" stuff anyone can explain?
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    cutieflutie1216

    [98]May 15, 2008
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    frostzZ wrote:
    suekuku wrote:

    "TOW Phoebe's Husband" with Joey's porno film.

    He is the copier guy and stands and watches the couple having sex. Then he says, wait you can see me again but that guy's butt is blocking me.

    "There I am. . . there I am . . . there I am . . . there I am . . ."

    I absolutely lost it the first time I saw that one!



    lol just reading those comments made me laugh all over again.but seriously i didnt get the "there i am" stuff anyone can explain?

    The guy's butt that was blocking him keeps moving. So Joey is saying "There I am" every time he becomes visible.
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    thebeatles772

    [99]May 15, 2008
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    yeah like he's moving in and out and every time he moves out you could see him again LOL ...
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    thebeatles772

    [100]May 15, 2008
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    oh and in TOW Eddie won't go so funny

    Rachel: How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?
    Ross: You, You know I don't... I don't have a... have a problem with that.
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