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    grace87

    [101]May 19, 2008
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    In the episode TOW the baby on a bus..
    Chandler asked Joey if the his uncle with the huge tiunge was the one with the beautiful wife....
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    frostzZ

    [102]May 19, 2008
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    loool now i get it thnx cutie and beatles
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    thebeatles772

    [103]May 21, 2008
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    mileycyrusxx wrote:
    Red-rumm wrote:
    The scene when Monica and Rachel are teaching Chandler "the zones".
    I was thinking the same thing. Lol, and I was playing cards with my friends last night and everytime I said 7, all I could think of was 5/7, 6/7, 7/7/7/7/7 etc.

    and i love it how later on after that kathy comes running into monica's apartment, gives her a big hug, thanks her then runs out back to chandler... so funny

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    feedthehare

    [104]May 23, 2008
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    what are the 7 zones
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    tafj73

    [105]May 23, 2008
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    Well, per the editor's request (due to the ages of users in this forum), I won't add anything here, but I'll suggest that, if you're really curious, you just search for "erogenous zones" on the Internet and you should find some ideas of what they are. lol I'm sure you have an idea anyway.
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    saikiran_yg

    [106]May 26, 2008
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    here's another one... this is from TOW a cop

    ross n rachel are in a store to buy a couch.. n ross is having a hard time to decide on a couch for his new place

    Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"

    Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!

    Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is y'know for the ladies.
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    saikiran_yg

    [107]May 26, 2008
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    another one from the same episode...
    when ross shows the sketch he drew abt how to move the couch

    Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)

    Rachel: Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)

    Ross: Oh, that's me.

    Rachel: Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.

    Ross: No! That's-that's my arm!

    Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
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    grace87

    [108]May 26, 2008
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    when Pheebs In TOW the lesbian wedding says that we should be happy that naked ugly guy is playing a cello instead of a smaller instrument..
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    GeorgeYounce

    [109]May 26, 2008
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    When Phoebe goes to confront Ursula about using her name to be in porno movies-

    "You should be ashamed of yourself! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Especially you, with...that!"

    I love how they don't specify what "that" is!

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    kodabear911

    [110]May 26, 2008
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    Chandler:The thing we never do or the thing we almost never do?

    Monica: The thing we never do.

    Chandler: Shovely Joe...

    I wonder which one they never do and which one they almost never do.... lol

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    sakura_txell

    [111]May 27, 2008
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    FROM 5.16 TOW a Cop.

    Rachel: Hey, do you guys have that tape measure?

    Chandler: Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.

    Monica: That's right.
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    thebeatles772

    [112]May 28, 2008
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    TOW Phoebe's Cookies:

    Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?

    Joey: Uh, rub it?
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    sakura_txell

    [113]May 28, 2008
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    TOW the Unagi:

    Ross: Hey, what have you guys been up to?

    Phoebe: Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!

    Ross: Wow!

    Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!

    ------

    Chandler: Hey-hey, is Monica here?

    Phoebe: No.

    Ross: No.

    Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I don't know what to get her for Valentine's Day.

    Rachel: Well, Valentine's Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar!

    Chandler: She was working on Valentine's Day so we're celebrating it tonight.

    Joey: Ohh, hey! Why don't you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?

    Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea!

    Joey: And of course, crotchless panties.

    Chandler: Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, I can't do that we promised we'd make each other gifts this year.

    Rachel: Aw, I love that.

    Phoebe: You guys!

    Joey: You can't make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…

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    tafj73

    [114]May 28, 2008
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    From TOW Joey Dates Rachel in season 8:

    Chandler: ...Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they're dirty words.

    Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?

    Chandler: Because it's awesome.

    Monica: You think this is clever?

    Chandler: Well y'know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.

    Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isn't dirty.

    Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one.

    Monica: Ah, well if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me.

    That has such a dirty connotation. lol

    Edited on 05/28/2008 3:09pm
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    efc91

    [115]May 29, 2008
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    LB80 wrote:

    From TOW Ross's ThingĀ - season 3:

    Ross: I was in the shower, and I felt something.

    Chandler: Was it like a sneeze, only better?

    LOL

    I agree dirtiest joke off the show funny though.
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    Sarah_Is_Lost

    [116]May 30, 2008
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    efc91 wrote:
    LB80 wrote:

    From TOW Ross's Thing - season 3:

    Ross: I was in the shower, and I felt something.

    Chandler: Was it like a sneeze, only better?

    LOL

    I agree dirtiest joke off the show funny though.

    I Can't really remember this one but it is dirty so I'm going with this one too.

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    Sarah_Is_Lost

    [117]May 30, 2008
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    grace87 wrote:
    And.. in TOW Joe loses his insurance: Ross: well.. I'll do that on my own.. with no naked chicks.. Chandler: That's the way I did it until I was 19.. lol

    That is just a very funny one. Love when Chandler says that.

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    grace87

    [118]Jun 1, 2008
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    When the gang is trying to see if ugly naked guy (UNG) is alive.. Joey made the huge device and he said that he is familiar with handling huge device.. and a little later Joe said that UNG can't reach them with his "small" device.. lol
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    efc91

    [119]Jun 2, 2008
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    grace87 wrote:
    When the gang is trying to see if ugly naked guy (UNG) is alive.. Joey made the huge device and he said that he is familiar with handling huge device.. and a little later Joe said that UNG can't reach them with his "small" device.. lol
    Yeah another very funny and very rude joke love that episode.
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    grace87

    [120]Jun 3, 2008
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    efc91 wrote:
    grace87 wrote:
    When the gang is trying to see if ugly naked guy (UNG) is alive.. Joey made the huge device and he said that he is familiar with handling huge device.. and a little later Joe said that UNG can't reach them with his "small" device.. lol
    Yeah another very funny and very rude joke love that episode.

    there are plenty of dirty jokes.. lol.. I never actually noticed them..
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