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and i love it how later on after that kathy comes running into monica's apartment, gives her a big hug, thanks her then runs out back to chandler... so funny
When Phoebe goes to confront Ursula about using her name to be in porno movies-
"You should be ashamed of yourself! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Especially you, with...that!"
I love how they don't specify what "that" is!
Chandler:The thing we never do or the thing we almost never do?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Chandler: Shovely Joe...
I wonder which one they never do and which one they almost never do.... lol
TOW the Unagi:
Ross: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Phoebe: Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Chandler: Hey-hey, is Monica here?
Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I don't know what to get her for Valentine's Day.
Rachel: Well, Valentine's Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar!
Chandler: She was working on Valentine's Day so we're celebrating it tonight.
Joey: Ohh, hey! Why don't you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?
Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, that's actually a really good idea!
Joey: And of course, crotchless panties.
Chandler: Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, I can't do that we promised we'd make each other gifts this year.
Rachel: Aw, I love that.
Phoebe: You guys!
Joey: You can't make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…
From TOW Joey Dates Rachel in season 8:
Chandler: ...Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they're dirty words.
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Chandler: Because it's awesome.
Monica: You think this is clever?
Chandler: Well y'know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isn't dirty.
Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one.
Monica: Ah, well if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me.
That has such a dirty connotation. lol
From TOW Ross's Thing - season 3:
Ross: I was in the shower, and I felt something.
Chandler: Was it like a sneeze, only better?
I Can't really remember this one but it is dirty so I'm going with this one too.
|And.. in TOW Joe loses his insurance: Ross: well.. I'll do that on my own.. with no naked chicks.. Chandler: That's the way I did it until I was 19.. lol|
That is just a very funny one. Love when Chandler says that.
|When the gang is trying to see if ugly naked guy (UNG) is alive.. Joey made the huge device and he said that he is familiar with handling huge device.. and a little later Joe said that UNG can't reach them with his "small" device.. lol|