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    frostzZ

    [141]Sep 25, 2008
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    grace87 wrote:
    When Chandler said: "You don't want a part of me to get any bigger.?" and Monica gave him a weird glance.. lol


    HAHA I love that scene then Chandler goes: "don't answer that" LOL.

    another dirty line from Monica: "Monica: Hey, don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
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    jra3209

    [142]Sep 25, 2008
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    Joey: My uncle has a really big tongue.

    Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
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    grace87

    [143]Sep 26, 2008
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    jra3209 wrote:
    Joey: My uncle has a really big tongue.

    Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?

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    yousifaltaha

    [144]Sep 26, 2008
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    jra3209 wrote:
    Joey: My uncle has a really big tongue.

    Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?


    I didn't get this one!!

    one of the dirtiest.

    Joey: what is that really hot stick in the bathroom

    Jenine: that's a curling iron

    Joey:.....Oh well that's OK then
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    tafj73

    [145]Sep 26, 2008
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    yousifaltaha wrote:
    jra3209 wrote:
    Joey: My uncle has a really big tongue. Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
    I didn't get this one!!

    If you think about TOW the Dirty Girl, Chandler asks Ross how he ended up with such a beautiful woman as a date, and Ross explains how they both love paleontology. In the case of this joke, you can think of it as the beautiful wife and the husband both love the same, um..... erotic act, and his large tongue is able to accommodate her needs, um.....really well. I guess I can put it that way without being offensive!?

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    free_the_WM3

    [146]Sep 26, 2008
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    tafj73 wrote:

    yousifaltaha wrote:
    jra3209 wrote:
    Joey: My uncle has a really big tongue. Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
    I didn't get this one!!

    If you think about TOW the Dirty Girl, Chandler asks Ross how he ended up with such a beautiful woman as a date, and Ross explains how they both love paleontology. In the case of this joke, you can think of it as the beautiful wife and the husband both love the same, um..... erotic act, and his large tongue is able to accommodate her needs, um.....really well. I guess I can put it that way without being offensive!?

    lol! well put! dont you wish you could just come out and say it the easier way lol! damn censors haha

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    mich_duncan_hbk

    [147]Sep 29, 2008
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    in tow mrs.bing


    rachel: do you think his love stick will be able to escape it's denim prison

    lol
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    ihoppers_cheska

    [148]Sep 30, 2008
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    this line i always remember when asked about dirty friends jokes:

    How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?!!
    hahaha hmm.. i can't think of any right now.. but i know there's a lot! lol
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    grace87

    [149]Sep 30, 2008
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    In season 2, during the hot xmas party: JOEY: They are ribbed.. for your pleasure.. LOL
    lot of dirty jokes on friends!
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    grace87

    [150]Oct 6, 2008
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    Rachel: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Okay, you know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.

    It could also go in the "Rachel best jokes.."
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    yousifaltaha

    [151]Oct 8, 2008
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    tafj73 wrote:

    yousifaltaha wrote:
    jra3209 wrote:
    Joey: My uncle has a really big tongue. Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
    I didn't get this one!!

    If you think about TOW the Dirty Girl, Chandler asks Ross how he ended up with such a beautiful woman as a date, and Ross explains how they both love paleontology. In the case of this joke, you can think of it as the beautiful wife and the husband both love the same, um..... erotic act, and his large tongue is able to accommodate her needs, um.....really well. I guess I can put it that way without being offensive!?



    L O L...very nicely put thnx I got it now D
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    OhMyGawwd

    [152]Oct 14, 2008
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    Rachel: How do expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?!

    Ross: (awkward look) You -- You know I don't ha--have a problem with that.

    haha, & also the one with the zones!

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    that70sshow2000

    [153]Oct 14, 2008
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    (Chandler puts on the gold braclet Joey got him onto his wrist)
    Joey: Oh, and do you have any idea what this will do for youjr sex life?
    Chandler: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I got used to the extra weight I'll be back on track.
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    greenparadox

    [154]Oct 21, 2008
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    another one would be

    Rachel: I don't understand guys. I mean, I wouldn't congratulate Monica for a good stew by grabbing her boob!
    Chandler: well, sure for a great stew you just stick your head in between them (does the motorboat thing)



    Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

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    grace87

    [155]Oct 21, 2008
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    greenparadox wrote:

    Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

    this is very fun!
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    xlovedust

    [156]Oct 22, 2008
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    The one when they're watching the porn film where Joey is the photo copy guy or whatever and at some point Ross says, "Well, he's getting a job."
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    free_the_WM3

    [157]Oct 22, 2008
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    i dont know if im looking too much into this line but:

    Rachel: "it's so nice having this little sink here"

    and in the same episode:

    Mindy: "you did it twice??"
    Rachel: "well yeah, but the first time didnt really count...i mean..it's Barry" LOL

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    kelseyy__xxx

    [158]Oct 23, 2008
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    xdylancolex wrote:
    blue4t wrote:
    The whole "7, 7, 7" line where Monica and Rachel are telling Joey how to please a woman in bed. I think this is when Joey's not allowed to have any pleasure, so he needs to know how to please a woman without pleasing himself.
    i thought it was Joey not alowwed to eat meat..lol i'm not sure!!
    it's when chandler is dating kathy and is afraid he won't be as good as joey was in bed so monica is teaching him how to really please her
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    CourtneyLB

    [159]Oct 28, 2008
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    i love the scene in season 3 where rachel and monica are hitting their heads against the wall to show ben that 'everyone does it' and rachel stops and says: 'y'know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it'!!

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    grace87

    [160]Oct 30, 2008
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    When they are watching Ursula-Pheebs movie.. and Chandler goes: she's just doing her job!
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