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    free_the_WM3

    [161]Oct 30, 2008
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    phoebe: you'll be making money hand over fist
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    thebiggame23

    [162]Jan 18, 2009
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    Rachel saying "I'm going "comando" too" great ending to a great episode
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    thebiggame23

    [163]Jan 18, 2009
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    the one with the list where chandler picked jessica rabbit for the reason "I just wonder if i can make her eyes pop out of her head...."
    Edited on 01/18/2009 3:45pm
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    rebachick94

    [164]Jan 18, 2009
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    This one was in fourth one of season one.
    Monica: Phoebe
    Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would wish for world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest, and bigger boobs
    Ross: See, now, you took mine...Chandler, what about you?
    Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
    Rachel: See, there's always one guy. If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes. (Joey comes in)
    Monica: What would you do if you were omnipotent?
    Joey: Probably kill myself.
    Monica: Excuse me?
    Joey:Hey if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.
    Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
    Joey: You are? I'm so sorry, man. I had no idea. I thought it was like a theororetical question.
    This one was in the third episode
    Chandler: I thought it had to do with the size of a guy's feet.
    Monica:No, no, no, no, no. They say it's the distance from the tip of a guy's index finger to the tip of his thumb.
    (The guys hold up their index fingers and thunbs)
    Joey: That's ridiculous!
    Ross: Can I use either thumb?
    Chandler:I'd rather go with the foot thoery.
    (After meeting Alan)
    Rachel: Did you notice?(holds up index finger and thumb)

    Edited on 01/18/2009 5:30pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    rebachick94

    [165]Jan 22, 2009
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    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Rachel:If it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.
    Joey: Something this long is going to take a lot to manuever. Trust me, I have a lot of experience in that department.
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Monica: She always told me it was to be looked at, not to be played with.
    Chandler: My grandmother used to tell me the same thing.
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    WWSista

    [166]Jan 23, 2009
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    *Chandler is eating the muffin that Monica wanted, and the gang keeps making jokes while his mouth is full*

    1). So let me get this straight, he goes down for like two years at a time?

    2). That'll teach you to lick my muffin.

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    rebachick94

    [167]Jan 24, 2009
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    Chandler: Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern?

    Kathy: I don't really have a preference. You?

    Chandler: I like it in the stern.(Pauses) Oh, the boat.

    -The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line

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    tafj73

    [168]Jan 30, 2009
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    From TOW George Stephanopoulos, season 1 episode 4: everyone is playing Twister and Phoebe ends up having to bend over in front of Joey to reach her color spot....



    Joey: "Ross, switch places with me and Phoebe could be your number two."
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    rebachick94

    [169]Feb 11, 2009
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    ^lol, I love that!
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    tafj73

    [170]Mar 18, 2009
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    I watched TO After the Superbowl the other night, and there's a short commercial at the beginning for Monkey Shine beer. If you've ever listened to the voice over, it says:

    "Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth!"

    Knowing the jokes that Chandler has made about monkeys and the male anatomy, it was a dirty voiceover. LOL

    Edited on 03/18/2009 4:15pm
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    gballigator

    [171]Mar 23, 2009
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    from The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (1)

    Cliff: No, I'm sorry. It's just my foot itches like crazy.
    Phoebe:
    Oh, I'll get it. (Reaches for a spoon)
    Cliff:
    Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.
    Phoebe:
    Relax, it's not like we're forking.

    Edited on 03/23/2009 3:02pm
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    rebachick94

    [172]Mar 24, 2009
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    The One After the Super Bowl
    Ross: I haven't see my monkey in over a year.
    Chandler:What, you never looked down in the shower?
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