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    mich_duncan_hbk

    [1]Apr 22, 2008
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    now i know there's been a few non-friend threads of late but what's ur fav non-friend joke

    mine has to be this...it might not have been shown in the t.v version only on dvd

    from tow the blind dates when steve the guy who goes out with rachel starts crying and says I HATE MY DICK!!!

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    super_friend21

    [2]Apr 24, 2008
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    Hahaha. Yeah, that definetly didnt air in the version I watch but he is a funny charater. I like Janice's quote in TOW The Flashback: I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that a group of people that spend this much time together as you guys do, have never bumped uglies.
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    FriendsSvuLost8

    [3]Apr 25, 2008
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    Jack: A woman in my office is a lesbian.. I'm just saying. I love that one .
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    Kadodian

    [4]Apr 26, 2008
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    FriendsSvuLost8 wrote:
    Jack: A woman in my office is a lesbian.. I'm just saying. I love that one .


    That one is really funny. Or Monica : my boyfriend dosen't have a thing ! Richard : if anyone heard that I didn't come off too good there. I don't remember if that's exacty what Richard said but I think that joke made by Richard is the funniest non-friend joke.
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    ramo_zz

    [5]Apr 26, 2008
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    Phoebe: (without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.

    Rita: Crap Bag?

    Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap
    Mike was so funny in this scene!
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    grace87

    [6]Apr 30, 2008
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    ramo_zz wrote:
    Phoebe: (without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.

    Rita: Crap Bag?

    Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap
    Mike was so funny in this scene!

    deffo!!!!!!
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    frostzZ

    [7]May 1, 2008
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    will: my two greatest enemies Ross,Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates..

    such a witty line,i love that one lool

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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [8]May 1, 2008
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    Amy, from TOW Rachel's Other Sister in season 9.

    Amy : My boyfriend cancelled on me. I mean, I think I find someone I can trust, someone I can spend this day with, then his wife comes back into town! I swear, it's not even worth dating married guys.
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    mich_duncan_hbk

    [9]May 2, 2008
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    another good one is in tow the holiday armadillo where the guy at the costume store asks ross if he came to return his pants
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    06hellopplz06

    [10]May 3, 2008
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    This is from the episode TOW the Yeti. This is while Ross and Emily were trying to work things out, and she told him to sell all of the things in his apartment that rachel touched (everything) and there were in the coffee shop and Ross was telling everyone about it...

    Scene: Cental Park

    Ross: (entering) Hey!

    Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.

    Ross: How come? Everybody else does.

    Gunther: You can't.

    Monica: What is that?

    Ross: Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.

    Monica: (looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.

    Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's-Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.

    Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.

    Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.

    Gunther: I'll take it all.

    i thought that it was real funny, that joke was pointed at Gunther BTW

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    FriendsSvuLost8

    [11]May 3, 2008
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    Monica: You just get in, do your thing and get out!
    Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [12]May 5, 2008
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    Amy : You know what? You're jealous of me.
    Rachel : Jealous of what? Your lack of responsibility? You're immaturity? You're total disregard for other people's feelings?
    Amy : Uh, to name a few!
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    greenparadox

    [13]Sep 8, 2008
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    Mrs Geller: Honestly Ross! This isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped!

    Ross: Mom, you know what? I can't deal with this right now. Im sorry.

    Mrs: geller: Just think about it. If you don't I'll talk more about humping.

    lol
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    ihoppers_cheska

    [14]Sep 9, 2008
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    just because i just watched this episode..

    Mike: nope. Just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

    if I had to think really REALLY hard.. then one of the funniest non-friends joke would be... oh man.. all i can think of right now are mike jokes. "She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls!" ahaha. oh wait. Rachel's dad. Rachel's dad is pretty funny.
    "The '74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? ...Is that why you're a waiter?" haha. poor waiter. hahaha

    "So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?"
    Mr. Geller is funny.. but Mr. Green doubly hilarious cuz he's mean too! it's amusing how he makes Ross sweat. hahah
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    loveindubitably

    [15]Sep 9, 2008
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    frostzZ wrote:

    will: my two greatest enemies Ross,Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates..

    such a witty line,i love that one lool



    Haha, that's my favorite too. I love the way he says it too.
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    colormyworld

    [16]Nov 3, 2008
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    I can't remember the episode/exact quote, but I love when Monica is having issues with her employees...

    Monica: Can someone please get me salmon? Hey, you! (points to a worker) Can you get me salmon?
    Worker: I don't speak English.
    Monica: You just did!
    Worker: I don't know what to tell you.
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    greenparadox

    [17]Nov 8, 2008
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    Charlie: Hi! I'm looking for a Ross Geller, you wouldn't happen to know him, do you?


    Gunther: (looks at Ross) No

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    mandimlw

    [18]Nov 9, 2008
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    Jack: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles... (break) Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. They're happy with what they have. Basically, they're content like...cows.

    Ross: Cows, dad?

    Jack: She knows how much I like cows.

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    sydneygirl1206

    [19]Nov 16, 2008
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    Alec Baldwin was one of the best guest stars ever: Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C... I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click!

    Frank Jr: You just don't know how hard it is Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two, I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand. But what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I got no more hands to protect my area!

    Frank Jr.: (about the triplets) Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.

    Frank Jr: (To the sleeping triplets) I love you so much. (One of them moves) Oh crap, don't wake up, don't wake up!

    Edited on 11/16/2008 6:42pm
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    rye06p

    [20]Dec 21, 2008
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    Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. JANICE! JANICE!

    i love janice

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