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    weezie_Y

    [21]Mar 24, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
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    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 18: TOW All The Poker

    Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.
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    Babi_angel

    [22]Mar 25, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 5,269
    Episode 19: The One Where The Monkey Gets Away

    Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
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    scooby_92

    [23]Mar 25, 2006
    • member since: 10/05/05
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 3,328
    Episode 20: The One With the Evil Orthodontist

    Chandler: I got her machine.
    Joey: Her answering machine?
    Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up.
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    weezie_Y

    [24]Mar 26, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 21: TOW The Fake Monica

    Monica: I'm not getting this.

    Phoebe: Oh, I am so getting this.

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    dodo91085

    [25]Mar 26, 2006
    • member since: 08/27/05
    • level: 14
    • rank: Autobot
    • posts: 553
    Episode 22: The One With The Ick Factor

    Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!
    Chandler: I-I'm sorry... it was a one time thing, I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious...
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    joeyp7711

    [26]Mar 26, 2006
    • member since: 05/04/05
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 35
    Episode 23: The one with the birth

    Monica: Is there something fundamentally unmarryable about me?
    Chandler: (Scrambling) Uh...
    Monica: Well?
    Chandler: (Pulling an imaginary ripcord) Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
    Edited on 03/26/2006 4:04pm
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    maddog162

    [27]Mar 26, 2006
    • member since: 12/03/05
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 17
    Episode 24 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out

    Chandler: Men are here.
    Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.
    Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.
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    weezie_Y

    [28]Mar 26, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 25: TOW Ross's New Girlfriend

    Rachel: Now isn't that kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic!

    Monica: It's an expression.
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    Babi_angel

    [29]Mar 27, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 5,269
    Episode 26: The One With The Breast Milk

    Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.

    Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.
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    scooby_92

    [30]Mar 27, 2006
    • member since: 10/05/05
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 3,328
    Episode 27 The One Where Heckles Dies

    Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
    Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.
    Ross: "Not hating Yanni," is not a real reason
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    dodo91085

    [31]Mar 27, 2006
    • member since: 08/27/05
    • level: 14
    • rank: Autobot
    • posts: 553
    Episode 28: The One With Phoebe's Husband

    Ross: Oh darn it... we're all out of milk. (Holds the pitcher up to Chandler's chest} Hey, Chandler, will you fill me up here?
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    Babi_angel

    [32]Mar 27, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 5,269
    Episode 29: The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant

    Phoebe: No, uh uh, no way. I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
    Chandler: Whoa, whoa, Prom night flashback.
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    JTCIII

    [33]Mar 27, 2006
    • member since: 01/24/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 316
    Episode 30: The One With the Baby on a Bus

    Monica: No I didn't, I said Kiwi Lime. That's what makes it so special!
    Ross: That's what's gonna kill me!

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    mag6

    [34]Mar 27, 2006
    • member since: 08/28/05
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 11
    Episode 31: THe One Where Ross Finds Out

    Chandler: Monica it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
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    Babi_angel

    [35]Mar 28, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Episode 32: The One With The List

    Chandler: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like a hundred times. You know, for a hot line you're not so hot. What... what is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
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    JTCIII

    [36]Mar 28, 2006
    • member since: 01/24/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 316
    Episode 33: The One with Phoebe's Dad

    MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.

    ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.
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    Babi_angel

    [37]Mar 28, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 5,269
    Episode 34: The One With Russ

    Ross: I don't know what she sees in... in... that goober. And what, and it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uh... uh, hello... a... week, to get out a sentence.
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    JTCIII

    [38]Mar 28, 2006
    • member since: 01/24/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 316
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding

    MONICA: [entering] All right. Tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.

    RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.

    MONICA: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.

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    scooby_92

    [39]Mar 28, 2006
    • member since: 10/05/05
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 3,328
    Episode 36: The One After the Superbowl, Part One

    Phoebe (singing): Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
    Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
    Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
    And that's how we get hamburgers.
    Now, chickens!
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    weezie_Y

    [40]Mar 28, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 37: TOA The Super Bowl Part 2

    Phoebe: Hey if we were in prison, you two would be like my b!tches.
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