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    Babi_angel

    [81]Apr 3, 2006
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    Episode 74: The One With The Jellyfish

    Ross: Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!
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    weezie_Y

    [82]Apr 3, 2006
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    Episode 75: TOW The Cat

    Rachel (to Ross): You could apologize to her mom.

    Phoebe: I think she would like that.
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    mario_cy

    [83]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 76 TOW the cuffs

    Rachel: You... give me back my walkman
    Chandler: I... ...I never borrowed your walkman
    Rachel: Then I lost it you buy me one!
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    Babi_angel

    [84]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 77: The One With The Ballroom Dancing

    Ross: One more time: Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?
    Chandler: No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
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    andylt

    [85]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 78: The One With Joey's New Girlfriend

    Monica: Go ahead and ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?
    Chandler: Well, I could die!

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    hainesg324

    [86]Apr 4, 2006
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    TOWT Dirty Girl

    Ross: Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
    Joey: Yeah.
    Ross: Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived!
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    Babi_angel

    [87]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 80: The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line

    Chandler: All right, look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, ya know. Make a choice. Pick a lane.
    Joey:Who's Elaine?
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    godchiller

    [88]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 81: The One With Chandler in a Box

    Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to, but...
    (Points to Ross) Married a lesbian.
    (Points to Rachel) Left a man at the altar.
    (Points to Phoebe) Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
    (Points to Joey) Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.
    (Points to the box Chandler's in) Lives in a box!
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    andylt

    [89]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 82: The One Where They're Going To Party!

    Ross: Yeah! And so what if at the end of a hard day I like to kick on some Kenny G and have a bath.
    Joey: Dude, we're 30, we're not women.

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    Babi_angel

    [90]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 83: The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie

    Rachel: No accountants. Oh, and no one from, like, "legal." I don't like guys with boring jobs.
    Chandler: Oh, and Ross was like what, a Lion Tamer?
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    scooby_92

    [91]Apr 4, 2006
    • member since: 10/05/05
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    Episode 84: The One With Phoebe's Uterus

    Phoebe:It's her... It's her egg and his sperm, and I'm, I'm just the oven, it's totally their bun.
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    Babi_angel

    [92]Apr 4, 2006
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    Episode 85: The One With The Embryos

    Frank Jr: My sister's gonna have my baby!
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    JTCIII

    [93]Apr 5, 2006
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    Episode 86:
    The One with Rachel's Crush

    Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?

    Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.

    Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?

    Rachel: He didn’t turn me down! He’s at the game isn’t he? I got the date, I’m just not on it!

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    JTCIII

    [94]Apr 5, 2006
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    Episode 87:
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day

    Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?

    Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.

    Joey: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.

    Ross: There are naked ladies there too.

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    Babi_angel

    [95]Apr 5, 2006
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    Episode 88: The One With All The Rugby

    Ross: No, I'm not stopping, I'm Red Ross!
    Joey: Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross!
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    Jenna710

    [96]Apr 5, 2006
    • member since: 04/23/05
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    Episode 89: TOW The Fake Party

    Ross: We both knew we had two weeks together, and that's it, you know?
    Joey: Hey, that's what all my relationships are like.
    Chandler: Yes, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks that's it.
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    weezie_Y

    [97]Apr 5, 2006
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    Episode 90: TOW Free Porn

    Chandler: Can we come here and watch cartoons? We need a porn break. We just spent the past hour watching "In and Out and In Again."
    Edited on 04/16/2006 3:08pm
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    Babi_angel

    [98]Apr 6, 2006
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    Episode 91: The One With Rachel's New Dress

    Chandler: From now on, I have no first name.
    Joey: So, you're just, "Bing?"
    Chandler: I have no name.
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    mario_cy

    [99]Apr 6, 2006
    • member since: 04/04/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 62
    Episode 92 TOW All the haste

    Monica: Have you ever had a girl up here?
    Chandler: No... but Joey has and I usually talk to them in the morning time
    Joey: Yeah you do!
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    Chandie

    [100]Apr 6, 2006
    • member since: 07/23/05
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    Episode 93: Tow all the wedding dresses

    Chandler: So, uh, what are you in for?
    Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
    Chandler: What a coincidence! I listen in my sleep.
    Edited on 04/06/2006 5:41am
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