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    showpolish

    [161]Apr 16, 2006
    • member since: 02/20/06
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    Episode 152: TOW the Nap Partners

    Chandler: Well, ‘cause she came back the third summer and she’d gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow....
    Monica: Fat?!
    Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow..."
    Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
    Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
    Monica: Well, apparently she does.
    Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget.
    Edited on 04/16/2006 4:14pm
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    Babi_angel

    [162]Apr 16, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Episode 153: The One With Ross's Library Book

    Ross: Let me ask you something. At your school was there, uh, like a place on campus where students went to, uh, fool around?
    Rachel: Yeah, there was. It was in the corner of the library where... where all these dusty books were that nobody ever read.... Yes, there was.
    Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think it's like a... a thing!
    Joey: Now, hold on a second. Fifth floor, against that back wall?
    Ross: Oh for cryin' out loud!
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    weezie_Y

    [163]Apr 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 154: TOW Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

    Joey: It's all a moo point.
    Rachel: A moo point?
    Joey: It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo!
    Rachel: Have I been living too long with him or did that actually make sense?
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    Babi_angel

    [164]Apr 17, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
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    Episode 155: The One With All The Candy

    Chandler:Are you okay?
    Monica: I'm fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a threatening note under the door.
    Joey: Oh, yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I don't know...
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    andylt

    [165]Apr 17, 2006
    • member since: 12/11/05
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
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    Episode 156: The One With The Holiday Armadillo

    Chandler: (About the story of Hanukkah) My favourite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.

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    weezie_Y

    [166]Apr 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 157: TOW The Cheesecakes

    Monica: What could I have possibly done? Oh hi, Stewart.
    Franny: You know my husband, Stewart.
    Ross: So the question is who could you have possibly done?
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    godchiller

    [167]Apr 18, 2006
    • member since: 03/30/06
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 135
    Episode 158: TOW They're Up All Night

    (The fire alarm continues to beep)
    Phoebe: How are you still beeping? I took out your battery, I disconnected you, I...(BEEP)
    Don't interrupt me!
    Edited on 04/17/2006 11:46pm
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    Babi_angel

    [168]Apr 18, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
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    Episode 159: The One Where Rosita Dies

    Chandler: I think I should get the chair!
    Joey: How do you figure?
    Chandler: Because you broke a chair and you broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn't broke a chair is me!
    Rachel: No, no, no! This chair's not going anywhere.
    Chandler: Well, where's the logic in that?
    Rachel: The logic is that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
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    anyabr

    [169]Apr 18, 2006
    • member since: 02/04/06
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 344
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty

    Joey (looking up, as if he were talking to God): We had a deal!
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    Babi_angel

    [170]Apr 18, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Episode 161: The One With Joey's New Brain

    Joey: I'm Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I... I'm the guy in the coma.
    Cecilia: Oh, that was a real person?
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    weezie_Y

    [171]Apr 18, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 162: TOW The Truth About London

    Monica: But later that night...
    Joey: Yeah baby!
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    aplourey

    [172]Apr 19, 2006
    • member since: 06/10/05
    • level: 34
    • rank: Wardrobe Malfunction
    • posts: 4,753
    TOW the inapropriate song
    (to emma)
    ross: you have a big baby butt, i like big butts.
    (sings 'baby got back')
    emma: (giggles)
    ross o mi god emma yor laughing you have never done that before daddy made u laugh well daddy and sir mix a lot.
    ross: you want more okay 'my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun'
    emma: (giggles)
    ross: im a terrible father.
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    Babi_angel

    [173]Apr 19, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Episode 164: The One With Rachel's Other Sister

    Ross: Hey, Amy!
    Rachel: Oh, Amy, you remember ross.
    Amy: Not really. You are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.
    Ross: That was me.
    Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
    Ross: Still me.
    Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. [To Rachel:] Come on, it was your fat friend's brother, with that bad afro, remember?
    Ross: Amy, I'm gonna save you some time, okay? All me!
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    scooby_92

    [174]Apr 19, 2006
    • member since: 10/05/05
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    Someone got a little out of order this is the next episode

    Episode 163 TOW the Cheap Wedding Dress

    Joey: I'm Joey.
    Kristen: Kristen.
    Joey: Oh, wow, what a beautiful name! What is it again?
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    weezie_Y

    [175]Apr 19, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 164: TOW Joey's Award

    Rachel: I don't think you understand what the word 'behalf' means.
    Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb, as I 'be halfing' it!
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    Babi_angel

    [176]Apr 20, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Episode 165: The One With Ross And Monica's Cousin

    Ross: Wow, I haven't seen her for like forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes.
    Monica: Ross, she's 25 years old.
    Ross: So what! I still have.... No, you're probably right.
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    Mentel_Drummer

    [177]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 03/31/06
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 31
    EP 166: The One With Rachel's Big Kiss

    Chandler: Don't take away my cool thing. Pretty please?
    Ross: "Pretty please?" Not very 007.
    Chandler: Look it's my Wedding Day. If you were getting married, I'd never do anything to upset you.
    Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
    Chandler: THAT was pretty 007.
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    JTCIII

    [178]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 01/24/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 316
    The One with the Vows

    Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.

    Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?

    Ross: How’s Monica coming along with her vows?

    Phoebe: Well let’s just say its she’s lucky she has a sweet ass, ‘cause she’s not so good at the writing.

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    Babi_angel

    [179]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 10/22/05
    • level: 10
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    Episode 168: The One With Chandler's Dad

    Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
    Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
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    weezie_Y

    [180]Apr 21, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    Episode 169: TOW Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1

    Rachel: I'm a friend of the bride and groom. I'm Rachel.
    Amanda: I'm in Amanda.
    Rachel: Oh I get it. A man duh!
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