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    rita_dori

    [1]Oct 20, 2007
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    i'll ask a question like, for example "What's the funniest joke about.. Ross' hair?"

    Then your answer could be
    Chandler: "Okay, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils."
    Rachel: "Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair."

    And then you ask a new question that starts with "What do you think is the funniest joke about..."

    I'll start with:
    What do you think is the funniest joke about...
    Chandler Bing's name?

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    cutieflutie1216

    [2]Oct 20, 2007
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    Chandler: And this actor guy, who I'm not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone "Chandler Bing," he said "Whoa, short message."
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    The_void_68

    [3]Oct 20, 2007
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    You need to say "What is the funniest joke about....." to give the next person a go.

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    cutieflutie1216

    [4]Oct 20, 2007
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    Oops. Sorry!

    What do you think is the funniest joke about...
    Monica's weight?

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    pinkOTHgirl

    [5]Oct 20, 2007
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    I don't know how it goes exactly but Monica said something about how the camera adds ten pounds and Chandler asked how many cameras were on her. I think that part is so funny!

    What do you think is the funniest joke about...

    Ross and Paleontology?

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    rita_dori

    [6]Oct 20, 2007
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    Phoebe: come on Ross you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper!

    What do you think is the funniest joke about... Ross' relationship with Elizabeth?

    Edited on 10/20/2007 8:28pm
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    gopride10

    [7]Oct 20, 2007
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    Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
    Ross: Well, thanks.
    Monica: Yeah, in fact, I like her so much that you tell her I want my cookies early this year. You know ... a box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs.

    What do you think is the funniest joke about... Ross's 3 divorces
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    friendsaddict

    [8]Oct 20, 2007
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    Ross: I love marriage.
    Phoebe: Seriously? You? Divorce-o?
    Ross: If you have to call me a name, I prefer, "Ross, The Divorcer." It's just cooler.

    What do you think is the funniest joke about... Chandler's job?
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    kiefersgirl1971

    [9]Oct 21, 2007
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    Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing's job?

    Rachel: Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.

    Monica: And processing.

    Rachel: He carries a briefcase.

    Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.

    Monica: It's umm, it has something to do with transponding.

    Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce-transpondster!

    Monica: That's not even a word!

    What's the funniest thing about ...... The Chick and The Duck?

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    fieke28

    [10]Oct 21, 2007
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    Joey: It's the chick. She's going through some changes.
    Monica: What kind of changes?
    Chandler: The vet seems to think she becoming a rooster.
    [Rooster crows]
    Chandler: We're getting second opinion.

    What is the funniest thing about Rachel's nose?

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    The_void_68

    [11]Oct 21, 2007
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    I never really found the jokes about Rachels nose that funny but

    "No, wait, thats what they used to cover Conneticuit"

    Edited on 10/21/2007 9:31am
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    friendsaddict

    [12]Oct 21, 2007
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    haha i love that one.. now you have to ask the question....
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    The_void_68

    [13]Oct 23, 2007
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    *slaps self on forehead*

    OK..... funniest joke about Chandler's Dad?

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    tafj73

    [14]Oct 23, 2007
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    Mr. Bing: Nora.
    Mrs. Bing: Charles.
    Monica: It's so great to see you both here.
    Mr. Bing: Yes!  Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people.  Aren't you [Nora] a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
    Mrs. Bing: Don't you have a little too much penis [Charles] to be wearing a dress like that?


    OK, what is the funniest joke about............ Ugly Naked Guy?
    Edited on 10/23/2007 9:16am
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    stylecutter

    [15]Oct 23, 2007
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    Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device.

    Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

    Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked man's life hangs in the balance!

    Phoebe: I'm telling you he's dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.

    Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke. Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, we're approaching the window Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

    Phoebe: He's alive! He's a-live!!!

    Monica: And yet, we're still poking him.

    Joey: Okay, retract the device, retract the device.

    Ross: He does not look happy.

    Rachel: Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device.

    Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!

    Whats the funniest joke about .... Amy (Rachel's elder sister)??

    Edited on 10/23/2007 12:49pm
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    rita_dori

    [16]Oct 24, 2007
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    Rachel: i know she is difficult but it's good that she is here.
    Joey: cause we will appreciate it more when she is gone?

    What do you think is the funniest joke about Chandler, Joey, Monica and Rachel switching apartments?
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    simsiscool07

    [17]Oct 25, 2007
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    When Ross asks Monica and Rachel in the lightening round " What is Chandler Bing's Job"? and then neither of them no then Rachel blurts out "Oh...oh he's a....a TRANSPONSTER" to which Monica replies "That's not even a word"!!! What do you think is the funniest joke about JANICE???
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    fieke28

    [18]Oct 25, 2007
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    Monica: Does that sound like Janice?

    Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world!

    What is the funniest joke about Gunther?

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    The_void_68

    [19]Oct 26, 2007
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    After Mark asks Rachel out, he disappears and you year loads of crashes from the other room. Gunther comes back in and says....

    "I broke a cup."

    Funniest joke about the way Chandler talks?

    Edited on 10/26/2007 9:46am
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    stylecutter

    [20]Oct 26, 2007
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    Rachel: Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. (Shows her the picture.)

    Monica: You got it from Pottery Barn?!

    Rachel: Yeah! It's an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?

    Chandler: A pharmacist. Rachel(mockingly): A 'paama-chich'

    Funniest Joke about Ross's grumpy voice..
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