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    alyssa01

    [21]Oct 26, 2007
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    The one where Rachel gives that guy her number. she does an impression of ross with a really grumpy voice

    What was the funniest joke about Ross' monkey?

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    rita_dori

    [22]Oct 28, 2007
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    Chandler: Guys look that monkey has a Ross on is ass

    What was the funniest joke about Ross' music?
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    stylecutter

    [23]Oct 28, 2007
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    After Ross finishes playing sound effects on his keyboard

    Monica: Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!

    Rachel: Oh, I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.

    Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it's just, it's so different from the stuff you usually hear.

    Chandler: You mean like, music?

    funniest joke about Joey's appetite
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    The_void_68

    [24]Oct 29, 2007
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    (Chandler walks in to see the whole apartment filled withbolognese sauce)

    Chandler: So i'm guessing you didn't get the job, or Italy called and said it was hungry.

    Best joke aboutPaolo?

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    cutieflutie1216

    [25]Nov 6, 2007
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    Phoebe: And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
    Monica: Was it...?
    Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.

    What is the funniest joke about Monica's cleanliness?

    Edited on 11/06/2007 7:40pm
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    hella_ilieva

    [26]Nov 7, 2007
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    Soooo many... But here's one:
    Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!

    Chandler: Y'know uh, I didn't actually do this.

    Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?


    What was the funniest joke about Thanksgiving?
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    JayElleEmm

    [27]Nov 7, 2007
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    ahh theres so many thanksgiving ones, but my favorite is when chandler says all the happiness doesnt feel like thanksgiving and then when every one is screaming at each other he goes "now THIS is thanksgiving"
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    cutieflutie1216

    [28]Nov 7, 2007
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    JayElleEmm wrote:
    ahh theres so many thanksgiving ones, but my favorite is when chandler says all the happiness doesnt feel like thanksgiving and then when every one is screaming at each other he goes "now THIS is thanksgiving"


    You need to end with "What is the funniest joke about _________?" So the next person can go.
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    rita_dori

    [29]Nov 16, 2007
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    i'll go

    what is the funniest joke about Chandler's gay tendencies?
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    hella_ilieva

    [30]Nov 18, 2007
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    One of many:

    Mr. Treeger: You have pets!

    Joey: Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I'm the chick and Chandler is the duck.

    Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I would've thought it was the other way around.



    What's the funniest joke about Ross and Monica's childhood?
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    cutieflutie1216

    [31]Nov 20, 2007
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    Ross being a medical marvel.

    What is the funniest joke about Ugly Naked Guy?

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    Friendslovr4eva

    [32]Nov 20, 2007
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    Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

    or

    Rachel: Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device.

    Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!

    sorry they are both from the same episode (3.08 - TOW the giant poking device) But i love that episode esp. when pheebs and chandler are singing to lionel richie!

    okay, uhm, Lets see, funniest joke about - Phoebe's Backround

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    anyabr

    [33]Nov 22, 2007
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    Monica: Phoebe, how do you know a mugger?!
    Phoebe: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us!

    And in the same episode she tells Ross about how she always felt a bit left out because they (Ross, Chandler, Monica, Rachel) know each other from way back and hadall these connectionsand now (that they found out she was the 'huge dude' that mugged Ross when he was 14) they had a 'great one'!

    What's the funniest joke about Ross' jealousy of Rachel?

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    hella_ilieva

    [34]Nov 22, 2007
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    Monica: Are you crazy?!

    Ross: Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.

    What's the funniest joke about the Gellar family?
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    cutieflutie1216

    [35]Nov 22, 2007
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    Ross: (On the phone) No Mom, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (Pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (Pause) Monica?

    What is the funniest joke about Joey and women?

    Edited on 11/22/2007 11:38am
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    hella_ilieva

    [36]Nov 25, 2007
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    Rachel: What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?

    Joey: Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.

    Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!

    Joey: Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!


    What's the funniest joke about Chandler and women?
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    QuiffleChexMixx

    [37]Nov 25, 2007
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    Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.

    Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.


    Funniest joke about Joey's stupidity?

    Edited on 11/25/2007 11:34pm
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    harryathouse

    [38]Nov 26, 2007
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    when joey tried to speak french.

    Pheobe: now repeat after me. Je mappelle Claude.

    Joey: mupabulu Claude!

    the funniest joke about... ''We were on a break!''

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    cutieflutie1216

    [39]Nov 26, 2007
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    Ross: (Talking to Emma in her crib) And that's why no matter what Mommy says we were on break!

    What is the funniest joke about Phoebe's family?

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    QuiffleChexMixx

    [40]Nov 26, 2007
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    Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.

    Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.

    Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.

    Funniest joke about Ross's marriages/divorces?

    Edited on 11/26/2007 4:48pm
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