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    QuiffleChexMixx

    [61]Dec 31, 2007
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    Monica: Can you help me fold these napkins?

    Phoebe: Sure.

    Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams.

    Monica notices the way Pheobe is folding the napkins

    Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a barn dance. You wanna fold them like swans like I showed you at Christmas, remember?

    Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me.



    Funniest joke about Monica's previous weight problems?
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    hella_ilieva

    [62]Dec 31, 2007
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    MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
    CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.

    ........

    JOEY: Some girl ate Monica.
    MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
    CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?

    Funniest joke about Joey's appetite
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    QuiffleChexMixx

    [63]Jan 1, 2008
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    Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
    Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
    Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
    Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!

    Funniest joke about Ross and hotel rooms?

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    damitch18

    [64]Jan 3, 2008
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    QuiffleChexMixx wrote:

    Funniest joke about Ross and hotel rooms?

    Ross: (On the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? Thank you! Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I'm forgetting something. Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? Yeah, go ahead. Send up some tampons.

    What's the funniest joke about Phoebe's boyfriends?

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    erin_

    [65]Jan 3, 2008
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    Monica: (to Phoebe) Ryan's been underwater. He's just going to be glad you don't have barnacles on your butt. Whats the funniest joke about joeys imaginary life at chandlers job
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    mich_duncan_hbk

    [66]Jan 4, 2008
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    when chandler's like i'm going to sleep with ur wife... there i just did

    funniest thing about rachel being spoiled
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    hella_ilieva

    [67]Jan 4, 2008
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    Rachel: I've been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.

    Phoebe: Your own boat?

    Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.


    Funniest joke about Phoebe as masseuse.
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    ScottishSk8tr

    [68]Jul 4, 2009
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    Work Manager - "What was the reason for leaving your last job

    Pheebe - "Oh they thought i was a whore"

    "Slight Pause"

    Work Manager - "....Okay we will call you if something comes up"

    Pheebe - "Thanks"(While leaving")

    Favriote about Ross and his lesbian wife

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    bronbrons27

    [69]Jul 4, 2009
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    When they find out that Rachel kissed her friend Melissa back in college, and Ross says:
    "Well thats two of my wives..."

    Funniest Joke about Rachel's hairless cat.
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