Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do? Rachel: (as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.
Dr. Rosen: Good for you.
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do. Dr. Rosen: This hummus is great.
Dr. Mitchell: God bless the chickpea.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it! Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (as Rachel) I used to wet my bed. Rachel: (as Monica) I use my breasts to get other people's attention. Monica: (as Rachel) We both do that! .
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me.listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you... (Monica glares triumphantly across the room, scaring Rachel who also stands up.) Rachel: Would you excuse me for a second? Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed
This is by far the most intelligent, wittiest, funniest, most original line/scene in friends and probably in TV history and I watch alot alot alot of TV