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    Dark_Locke

    [1]Nov 26, 2007
    • member since: 12/03/04
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 31

    "I'm a slut" - Rachel

    "OK, so I'm responsible, I'm organized, but hey, I can be a kook" - Monica

    "OK I wasn't rich like you guys, ok? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony" - Phoebe

    "Hi I'm Chandler I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable" - Chandler

    "I'm Joey! I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films!" - Joey

    "I'm Ross! I'm divorced and I have a kid!" - Ross

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    chocoholic411

    [2]Nov 26, 2007
    • member since: 10/19/06
    • level: 16
    • rank: Church Lady
    • posts: 3,712
    Dark_Locke wrote:

    "I'm a slut" - Rachel

    "OK, so I'm responsible, I'm organized, but hey, I can be a kook" - Monica

    "OK I wasn't rich like you guys, ok? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony" - Phoebe

    "Hi I'm Chandler I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable" - Chandler

    "I'm Joey! I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films!" - Joey

    "I'm Ross! I'm divorced and I have a kid!" - Ross


    lol
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    JayElleEmm

    [3]Nov 26, 2007
    • member since: 05/13/07
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 507
    "I'm Joey! I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films!" - Joey my FAVORITE. i LOVE that episode!
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    hella_ilieva

    [4]Nov 26, 2007
    • member since: 12/29/03
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 1,583
    I'm flaky. I can say anything. (Phoebe)
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    chocoholic411

    [5]Nov 26, 2007
    • member since: 10/19/06
    • level: 16
    • rank: Church Lady
    • posts: 3,712
    Monica - I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I sleep with guys and keep their underwear!
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    hella_ilieva

    [6]Nov 28, 2007
    • member since: 12/29/03
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 1,583
    JOEY DOSN'T SHARE FOOOOOOD!!!!
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    QuiffleChexMixx

    [7]Nov 29, 2007
    • member since: 02/04/07
    • level: 9
    • rank: Door Number 2
    • posts: 80
    I'm not so good with advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -Chandler
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    fieke28

    [8]Nov 30, 2007
    • member since: 08/24/07
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 394

    I'm your uncle Chandler, funny is all I have! - Chandler

    The way he said that to Emma was so funny!

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    hella_ilieva

    [9]Nov 30, 2007
    • member since: 12/29/03
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 1,583
    Rachel: Oh Monica come on, y'know I don't sleep with guys on the first date!

    Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire…

    Rachel: Anymore!!
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    greenparadox

    [10]Sep 3, 2008
    • member since: 09/01/08
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 149
    Chandler: "I'm your uncle Chandler, funny is all I have!"

    Joey: "I don't have another level!"

    Ross: "In a way I kinda judge her for not breaking up with me sooner"

    Rachel: ..."and the floating Rach says, YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!"

    Monica: "That's right mom and dad! your little Harmomnica is HAMMERED!" Chandler: "I'm glad we're gonna have all the sex"
    Phoebe: "Well, you should be. I'm very bendy!"
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    grace87

    [11]Sep 4, 2008
    • member since: 02/10/07
    • level: 34
    • rank: Wardrobe Malfunction
    • posts: 3,151
    Joey: I'm curvey, and I like it!!!!
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    ihoppers_cheska

    [12]Sep 5, 2008
    • member since: 05/11/08
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 162
    eat gold and have a flying pony by phoebe was a hoot!!!

    which reminds me:
    Rachel: "When I was 15.. my dad bought me my own boat"
    others: "your own boat??!!"
    Rachel: "What? ..my pony was sick" hahahaha

    Rachel: "Some said I looked like a floating angel" hahahha

    Ross: "Red Ross! Red Ross!"

    Joey: JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOOOOD!!!!

    Monica: "huh.. I may have unresolved anger from my childhood"

    Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself, and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside Port Authority, and then he killed himself. And then, I found aromatherapy!

    i can't think of a good one from chandler right now...
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    greenparadox

    [13]Sep 10, 2008
    • member since: 09/01/08
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 149
    Chandler: "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

    Joey: "I'm curvy and I like it!"

    Ross: "It does seem like something I would do" (when phoebe told him that rachel told her they're engaged)

    Rachel: "I do not have chubby ankles!"

    Phoebe: "You would think that with my lifelong search for irony how happy I am!"

    Monica: "I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I sleep with guys and keep their underwear!"
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    Robertoide

    [14]Sep 11, 2008
    • member since: 06/13/08
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 25

    Phoebe: Um, Phoebe Buffay.
    Interviewer: How do you spell that so we can get it right?
    Phoebe: Oh, okay. It's P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Obe, E as in Ebe, B as in Bebe and E as in ... E'llo there mate.

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    greenparadox

    [15]Nov 8, 2008
    • member since: 09/01/08
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 149
    Monica: "Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn't say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!"


    Chandler: "I'm a great liar!, like with Monica's dress for instance, I said I love it, I hate it (Monica protested 'hey!')I'm also a great moron!"

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    thealtermateone

    [16]Apr 7, 2009
    • member since: 02/13/09
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 63

    Chandler: I'm good at lying, I actually did borrow your walkman!

    Chandler: 2 nipples, no waiting - Monica: Ha, it's like Rachel in highschool

    Phoebe: Hi I'm Phoebe and I have babies coming out of me - Nurse: Ok, who's the father? - Phoebe: oh right, the father is my brother

    Ross: And that's why I came up with the idea of Jurasic Park first

    Monica: When you met Barry you fled off to Vale - Rachel: oh, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!

    Joey: Ok, look, I wasn't trying to save Ross, my sandwich was next to ross. I was trying to save my sandwich

    (not sure how this game works - I gathered it's quoting classic examples of the friends personalities?)

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    rebachick94

    [17]Apr 10, 2009
    • member since: 07/03/07
    • level: 16
    • rank: Church Lady
    • posts: 1,912
    I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. -The One with the Proposal
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [18]Apr 27, 2009
    • member since: 03/03/07
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 560
    Phoebe : I'm very bendy.

    XD
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