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    Ebs_73

    [21]Mar 20, 2008
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    Haha omgosh all the ones you guys have mentioned are hilarious! It makes me realise that everything that comes out of phoebe's mouth is soo funny!! I love TOW the lottery as well.. and her pretending to be the pigeon.. 'don't be angry at the pretty lady' (or something) classic!

    and TOW they're up all night with the alarm.. and she comes out when she hears it crossing her fingers saying 'please don't let it be aliens' or something.. she is so funny.. and random.. and wonderful!! hahaha
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [22]Mar 20, 2008
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    In TOW They're Up All Night, Phoebe said 'Please don't be a spaceship, please don't be a spaceship'. That was so funny.

    And TOW The Lottery is one of Phoebe's (and Rachel's) best episodes imo. She's so hilarious. And TOW Rachel's Sister is also one of her best episodes.

    I love season 9 for Phoebe. You can watch that season and not think that Phoebe is just put there randomly to make jokes. She actually has a big storyline, and we end up wanting everything to go well for her, and in a lot of episodes she comes out as the main character (TOW The Sharks, TOW Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, TOW Ross's Innapropriate Song, TOW The Male Nanny, and so on) which is great.
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    stellarchick86

    [23]Mar 27, 2008
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    When she goes to Ursula after finding out about her porn job..."shame on you! youre disgusting..all of you! Especially you, with that!" haha And also when she meets Mikes parents..."17 bathrooms in this place and I threw up in the coat closet!" haha
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    zhuguang1984919

    [24]Mar 28, 2008
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    Totally agree with U!
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    ramo_zz

    [25]Apr 9, 2008
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    Sooo good: Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [26]Apr 10, 2008
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    One of my favorites is when Phoebe says to Monica,

    Phoebe : Stop being so negative! You sound like Monican't, not Monican...Monicah!
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    juan137946

    [27]Apr 10, 2008
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    i love the one where joey says maube we should get married and she says not yet then explains her plan and then joey asks so what happened to ross and she says we exchanged words and i kill him but they can't prove it
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    cutieflutie1216

    [28]Apr 12, 2008
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    I love when Phoebe writes songs for the children at the library... so funny!

    Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
    She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
    But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
    And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
    Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
    But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
    Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La!
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    lyghthouse

    [29]Apr 13, 2008
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    I love Phoebe! Some of my favorite Phoebe quotes:

    Ross: It starts at eight. We can't be late.

    Phoebe: We could not, would not, want to wait!

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    Phoebe: Aww, Pheebs.

    Rachel: Honey, that's you're name

    Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!

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    Phoebe: I'm bendy

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    Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words.

    Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?

    Rachel: He's talking to the baby.

    Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"

    Edited on 04/13/2008 12:24pm
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    cutieflutie1216

    [30]Apr 13, 2008
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    lyghthouse wrote:
    Phoebe: Aww, Pheebs.

    Rachel: Honey, that's you're name

    Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!

    I love that quote!

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    cheezygirl13

    [31]Apr 14, 2008
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    Mike: well I love princess consuella

    Pheope: and I love crap!

    Lol!

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    cheezygirl13

    [32]Apr 14, 2008
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    Pheope: This is the part of the musical were there would be a really convincing song (sings) bum bum bum don't take no for an answer, bum bum bum don't let love fly away

    Rachel Well I just came to say good bye (not really sure if thats her quote here)

    Pheope: Can't a girl finish a song?

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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [33]Apr 16, 2008
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    In TOW Ross Got High, when Phoebe explains her dream to Rachel.

    Phoebe : ...he introduced his pet seahorse to me, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.

    And in TOW The Red Sweater

    Phoebe : I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit!

    And in TOW The Sharks

    Phoebe : Well, I like Mike, but am I ready to take my grade A loins of the meat market? I'm not so sure.

    And in TO After Joey and Rachel Kiss

    Phoebe : Come on Mike, strap on a pair!

    and

    Phoebe : Look Mike, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just fyi.

    and Phoebe : She's called Precious? Is she a pure-breed or did you pick her up at the pound?

    and

    Precious (slapping Mike) : Screw you Mike go rot in hell!
    Phoebe : You're welcome.
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    ramo_zz

    [34]Apr 16, 2008
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    One of my favourite Phoebe moments

    Phoebe:Er, Rita, this is my husband.

    Rita: Oh!

    Phoebe: Yeah.

    Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?

    Phoebe: (shrugs)Okay, I will. This is my husband...Crap Bag

    Edited on 04/16/2008 12:52pm
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [35]Apr 17, 2008
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    It's funny in TOW The Sharks when Phoebe is angry with Ross, and she says 'If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend, I swear to...Lucifer, that a rabid dog would be biting on your danglers right now'

    She's also very funny in TOW Ross's Innapropriate Song.

    Phoebe : Well, my mother killed herself and my step-dad went to prison. And then I went to live in the city, which was good, until I got heppatitus, you know, a pimp spit in my mouth. But now I'm a masseus in good standing, while at least it isn't steady money, at least I don't pay taxes!
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    Eclair345

    [36]May 18, 2008
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    number 3 tops my list!!
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    bigcitygirl5

    [38]Jul 10, 2008
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    There are so many hilarious things Phoebe says!! I love all her songs, and my favourite quotes from her are:
    Reporter: I like that. What's your name? Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

    Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie? Ross: Yeah, sure. Rachel: How about you, Phoebe? Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one. Phoebe: Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
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    Ebs_73

    [39]Jul 10, 2008
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    Omgosh this is the third time ive posted on this thread but i just keep remembering more! It reminds me why she is probably my favourite character! Anytime she says 'potato potARto' and now she has started ME saying that I say it all the time! haha

    The thanksgiving when rachels sister comes and the whole thing when she thinks Phoebe's name is Emma and phoebe's like 'PHEEE-BEEE' hahah
    also in that ep when monica asks them all the cut their food in the air and monica is like 'you don't think im fun??' or something and phoebe goes 'no you're just full of fun' while cutting her meat in the air. hahaha

    and also when rach has her baby and ross asks to talk to rachel and joey asks to talk to both of them and then phoebe goes 'and monica i need to speak to you' and monica is like 'why?' and phoebe's like 'to see if you know what any of these guys are talking about!' HAHAH
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    super_georgiaaa

    [40]Jul 10, 2008
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    Monica Monica, have a happy Honika

    Saw Santa Claus said hello to Ross

    And someone tell Joey its going to be SNOWY

    And Rachel & Chandler have a llander !

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