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Rachel's best "joke.."

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    grace87

    [1]Mar 26, 2008
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    I know that Rachel isn't properly the funniest among the "friends".. but still I think she has her funny moments.. what do you think is her funniest? i'll post mine later..
    Edited on 03/26/2008 1:44am
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    yousifaltaha

    [2]Mar 26, 2008
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    i actually find her very funny,she adds this sweet zest to every episode,i cant remember many moments now,but at the top of my head (quotes):

    -"you are jelous of princess carouline?" rachel:"do i have my own castle?"

    -"you are both so slutty you dont even remember who you have slept with..you are perfect for eachother"

    -"you know if its not a head board..its just not worth it"

    i know its cheesy lines but it cracks me up everytime

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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [3]Mar 26, 2008
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    In TOW The Lottery.

    Ross : You're not going to win the lotter.
    Rachel : Yes, I know the odds are against us, but someone has to win, and it could be us! And how are you going to feel when we're all like 'Hey guys, shall we get in our helicopter and fly up to the cape' and you're like 'Oh sorry guys, I'll have to meet you up there. I've gotta go gas up the Hyundai'.
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    efc91

    [4]Mar 26, 2008
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    The steady hand scene was funny but that wasn't much of a joke by her, I need to think of them.
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    RR_cool_J

    [5]Mar 26, 2008
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    i think it pretty funny in season 1 where monica gives rachel her insurance and later on they go on that date thing and they still had to use each others names and rachel gos something like oh your just like your mother ...

    mon: i left a guy at the alter ... a know thats selfish but hey thats me

    then rachel gets asked what she does but has to say what mon does and says : im a chef down town .. yer i like it so much because i get to boss people around

    mon: ( Laughing) oh im sorry it just im so spoiled

    rach: i was a cow in high-school

    mon: i wet the bed in high-school

    rach: i use my breast to get peoples attention

    mon: hey we both do that

    i just think that whole conversation thing was hilarious

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    shriprema

    [6]Mar 26, 2008
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    There are some corrections...

    yousifaltaha wrote:

    i actually find her very funny,she adds this sweet zest to every episode,i cant remember many moments now,but at the top of my head (quotes):

    -"you are jelous of princess carouline?" rachel:"do i have my own castle?"

    -"you are both so slutty you dont even remember who you have slept with..you are perfect for eachother"

    -"you know if its not a head board..its just not worth it"

    i know its cheesy lines but it cracks me up everytime


    Its actually "you're made for each other".

    RR_cool_J wrote:

    i think it pretty funny in season 1 where monica gives rachel her insurance and later on they go on that date thing and they still had to use each others names and rachel gos something like oh your just like your mother ...

    mon: i left a guy at the alter ... a know thats selfish but hey thats me

    then rachel gets asked what she does but has to say what mon does and says : im a chef down town .. yer i like it so much because i get to boss people around

    mon: ( Laughing) oh im sorry it just im so spoiled

    rach: i was a cow in high-school

    mon: i wet the bed in high-school

    rach: i use my breast to get peoples attention

    mon: hey we both do that

    i just think that whole conversation thing was hilarious


    Its actually...
    "Im so spoiled" (No "Im Sorry")
    "I wet my bed" (No "in high school)
    "we both do that" (No "hey")

    My favourite line?
    Well, its hard to think of any right now...but Rachel was REALLY funny when she was pregnant...it was her golden year for jokes...
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    grace87

    [7]Mar 26, 2008
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    shriprema wrote:

    My favourite line?
    Well, its hard to think of any right now...but Rachel was REALLY funny when she was pregnant...it was her golden year for jokes...


    Oh yeah.. i love her during pregnancy..!
    " Seriously Ross.. breath louder!"
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    Willick-Bunch

    [8]Mar 26, 2008
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    Chandler: Oh, you know what, I was looking at it upside down.


    Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
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    shriprema

    [9]Mar 26, 2008
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    Okay I just thought of one

    Rachel: Ross was never good at the flirting thing.
    Ross: What are you talking about? It worked on you
    Rachel: (sarcastically) Oh right, we met you flirted and then BAM! 9 years later you had me!

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    ramo_zz

    [10]Mar 26, 2008
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    RACHEL: "Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?" I loved this one

    Another funny moment is the moment from "The one with the cheap wedding dress" when she was hiding scared of those "crazy bargain shoppers" and asked Phoebe: "No! You gotta hold my hand!!"
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    grace87

    [11]Mar 26, 2008
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    ramo_zz wrote:
    "No! You gotta hold my hand!!"

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    grace87

    [12]Mar 26, 2008
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    "A mistake?! where were you trying to put that in?! In her purse?!"

    I love her when she is at the SPA and she is imitating the girl's voice, and when a little later she is trying to make Ikea (Pheebs) confess..
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    stellarchick86

    [13]Mar 26, 2008
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    Ah, you guys mentioned some great ones. Especially the lottery one Shuckleman mentioned.

    I like when Ross tells her to put gleeba into a word and she goes "ok, emma just said gleeba!" haha

    I love when Gavin has come into rachels office and she tries to be funny with her lame jokes. *all silent* "Gavin, if you like looking at butts so much, why dont you try looking in a mirror?" haha

    I agree with whoever said that her pregnancy, and also after that when she had emma, was her best joke time.
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    grace87

    [14]Mar 27, 2008
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    "Plese Gavin look at my ass.. DON'T!"

    and I love when she's apologizing to Gavin while Gavin is looking at the secretary ass.. and then she sais : Probably her ass has some imposrtant things to say.. Or something like that..; and a little later the whole Tag last name thing.. HILARIOUS

    Edited on 03/27/2008 1:15am
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    cutieflutie1216

    [15]Mar 27, 2008
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    I love when Rachel and Ross get drunkenly married and she says: "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!"
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    ramo_zz

    [16]Mar 28, 2008
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    Yeaaah, Rachel and Ross drunk were hilarious ..i loved them so much in that episode
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    juan137946

    [17]Mar 28, 2008
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    i like the one when she says she is gonna get quiped out of the group and that phoebe was gonna be first to be out
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    FriendsSvuLost8

    [18]Mar 29, 2008
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    I love Rachel and she can be funny but she never really has the funniest lines..
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    mileycyrusxx

    [19]Mar 29, 2008
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    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    In TOW The Lottery.

    Ross : You're not going to win the lotter.
    Rachel : Yes, I know the odds are against us, but someone has to win, and it could be us! And how are you going to feel when we're all like 'Hey guys, shall we get in our helicopter and fly up to the cape' and you're like 'Oh sorry guys, I'll have to meet you up there. I've gotta go gas up the Hyundai'.


    this one is one of my favourites too hahaha
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