My Fav's Are Rachels One Liners.
NBC (ended 2004)
Mmmmm a couple!
(To Ross): Jurrassic Park.......could happen!
(Also to Ross - or more shouting out in the hallway where he's just stormed out of Rachel / Monica's apartment): And just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!
Oh yeah.. i love her during pregnancy..!
" Seriously Ross.. breath louder!"
Rachel was so funny in this episode and Monica too :d
Phoebe: (About the painting) Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too.
Rachel: Well, I mean sure, of course, but you already gave that to Monica so...
Monica: No. I'd give her up for you.
Rachel: No. I couldn't let you do that.
Monica: No, but I want to.
Rachel: But I don't want you to.
Monica: But I insist!
Rachel: But I insist harder.
Oh oh and another GOOD ONE:
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
Rachel: She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice) And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.
Freaking out Joey, sooo funny
Joey: GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!
|^Oh, was this one. |
Rachel : You can throw wet paper towls here.
Phoebe : At Monica's you can...HAHAHA!
And that happened about 10 times. lol. It was very funny. I think Phoebe's line was meant to be 'At Monica's you can eat cookies over the sink.'
Yep! that was the quote.. but it's funnier in the gag reels..!