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    kieran3486

    [41]Apr 8, 2008
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    Rachel: "Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
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    grace87

    [42]Apr 8, 2008
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    Also great when Rachel and Monica are fighting over Jean Claude Van Damme..
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    mileycyrusxx

    [43]Apr 8, 2008
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    kieran3486 wrote:
    Rachel: "Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"


    I really loved this one

    I say that every once in a while haha.

    I know this isn't a Chandler section, but you know how Phoebe said Doi! and Chandler was like, "You don't get a lot of Doi these days". I actually got to say that

    So sort of like how I got to say the thing Rachel said
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    yousifaltaha

    [44]Apr 9, 2008
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    mileycyrusxx wrote:
    kieran3486 wrote:
    Rachel: "Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"


    I really loved this one

    I say that every once in a while haha.

    I know this isn't a Chandler section, but you know how Phoebe said Doi! and Chandler was like, "You don't get a lot of Doi these days". I actually got to say that

    So sort of like how I got to say the thing Rachel said


    lol i use chandler's quotes all the time "i dont love you because you are organized,i love you inspite of that" LooL..

    anyways,i believe that rachel's prime was in season 8....she really deserved an award for her performance "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT"
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    mileycyrusxx

    [45]Apr 9, 2008
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    yousifaltaha wrote:
    mileycyrusxx wrote:
    kieran3486 wrote:
    Rachel: "Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"


    I really loved this one

    I say that every once in a while haha.

    I know this isn't a Chandler section, but you know how Phoebe said Doi! and Chandler was like, "You don't get a lot of Doi these days". I actually got to say that

    So sort of like how I got to say the thing Rachel said


    lol i use chandler's quotes all the time "i dont love you because you are organized,i love you inspite of that" LooL..

    anyways,i believe that rachel's prime was in season 8....she really deserved an award for her performance "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT"


    Hahah completly agree ^^. Definatly agree.
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    stellarchick86

    [46]Apr 16, 2008
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    "What were you trying to put it in- HER PURSE?!"

    "Well next time bring back the opening act otherwise youll be sitting there listening to that album alone" I just thought of those today and had to add them lol.
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [47]Apr 16, 2008
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    yousifaltaha wrote:
    mileycyrusxx wrote:
    kieran3486 wrote:
    Rachel: "Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"


    I really loved this one

    I say that every once in a while haha.

    I know this isn't a Chandler section, but you know how Phoebe said Doi! and Chandler was like, "You don't get a lot of Doi these days". I actually got to say that

    So sort of like how I got to say the thing Rachel said


    lol i use chandler's quotes all the time "i dont love you because you are organized,i love you inspite of that" LooL..

    anyways,i believe that rachel's prime was in season 8....she really deserved an award for her performance "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT"


    ^Yeah, lol. I love it when she says to Ross 'You, like you haven't done enough!', and then her face when Ross tells her he wishes he was a seahorse. One of her best moments.
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    harryathouse

    [48]Apr 18, 2008
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    Her whole attitude during the quiz in TOW The Embryos. "OHH! Thats intresting!"
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [49]Apr 18, 2008
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    She's funny in TOW Ross's Innapropriate Song.

    Rachel : Monica and I went shopping with Phoebe to get clothes for her. She's meeting Mike's parents. She's so nervous. It's so sweet.
    Ross : I made Emma laugh.
    Rachel : And I missed it!? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie!

    And ofcourse, there is the final scene of the episode, one of the funniest scenes from all 236 Friends episodes, where Ross and Rachel sing 'Baby Got Back' to Emma, and Monica, Mike, Joey, Phoebe and Chandler all walk in on them.
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    ramo_zz

    [50]Apr 18, 2008
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    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    She's funny in TOW Ross's Innapropriate Song.
    And ofcourse, there is the final scene of the episode, one of the funniest scenes from all 236 Friends episodes, where Ross and Rachel sing 'Baby Got Back' to Emma, and Monica, Mike, Joey, Phoebe and Chandler all walk in on them.


    Yeaaaaah!! That's classic
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    ramo_zz

    [51]Apr 18, 2008
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    Oh oh, and when she was pregnant when she entered and Chandler annoyed her: Hey! Did you have the baby yet? and she replied : Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? 'Cause I'll do it.
    or Oh, I have to pee. If I don't come out in five minutes it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink.
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    yousifaltaha

    [52]Apr 19, 2008
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    "its like inviting a greek tragedy over dinner" LOVE that line had me laughing for 5 minutes
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    mileycyrusxx

    [53]Apr 20, 2008
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    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    She's funny in TOW Ross's Innapropriate Song.

    Rachel : Monica and I went shopping with Phoebe to get clothes for her. She's meeting Mike's parents. She's so nervous. It's so sweet.
    Ross : I made Emma laugh.
    Rachel : And I missed it!? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie!

    And ofcourse, there is the final scene of the episode, one of the funniest scenes from all 236 Friends episodes, where Ross and Rachel sing 'Baby Got Back' to Emma, and Monica, Mike, Joey, Phoebe and Chandler all walk in on them.


    Yes, totally could not agree more with TOW the Innapropriate Song. Definatley one of her bests. She was funny in every scene she was in and I loved it how she was the one who was mainly caught singing "Baby Got Back".
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    derfer101

    [54]Apr 20, 2008
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    TWO the Embryos

    Monica: If we win they have to get rid of the Rooster.

    Rachel: Oohh Intresting.

    Ross:What is Chandler bings Job?

    Rachel: A trans transponter

    Monica:That's not even a word!!

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    mileycyrusxx

    [55]Apr 20, 2008
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    That one is funny ^^
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [56]Apr 21, 2008
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    Btw, I found out that the producers made a DVD with the 7 best episodes of each character. Rachel's were

    TOW Rachel Finds Out
    TOW All The Wedding Dresses
    TOW Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss
    TOW The Videotape
    TOW Rachel Has a Baby
    TOW Rachel's Other Sister
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    grace87

    [57]Apr 21, 2008
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    Well.. those really are good Rachel's episodes........
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    kodabear911

    [58]Apr 23, 2008
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    In TOW Rachel is Late, I think, shes trying to get Ross to have sex with her to induce labor, and she said something like "Think of me as a ketchup bottle. You know, sometimes you have to bang the end of it just to get something to come out?!?!?!"

    I love that line

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    thebeatles772

    [59]May 9, 2008
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    i love in the one on the morning after where rachel says:.
    Ross: What? Come on Rach, tell me what you're thinking?
    Rachel: I'm thinking, I'm gonna order a pizza.
    Ross: Order a pizza like, 'I forgive you?'
    (She turns around and glares at him, he turns away.)
    Ross: Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because I'm kinda hungry myself.
    Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
    Ross: No anchovies.
    Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
    Ross: That's okay, I'll just pick 'em off.
    Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
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    greenparadox

    [60]Aug 31, 2008
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    Ross: So, apparently I'm free for lunch
    Rachel: sorry I can't I'm apartment hunting
    Ross: Apartment hunting?
    Rachel: yeah, once the baby comes I'm gonna wanna move. I don't want my baby's first words to be (in a samll voice) "how you doin?"


    Rachel (on Ross and Julie by the coffeehouse's window): So, I don't care, he can press her to the window all he wants. he can even throw her through the damn thing


    Monica: Friends hooking up is a big mistake
    Rachel: It worked for you and Chandler
    Monica: That was different. I was drunk and stupid
    Rachel: well hello???



    Rachel: I can't believe I even thought about getting back together with you. We are sooo OVER!
    Ross: FINE BY ME!!!
    Rachel: Oh and just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS A BIG DEAL!
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