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    ihoppers_cheska

    [62]Sep 1, 2008
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    "how do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?!!" this gets me every time!!!

    "You beautiful little weirdo..."

    "It bothered me when he slept with other people"

    "Right.. we met, you flirted and BAM!! Nine years later you had me!"

    "Ross.. when Carol was pregnant with Ben.. were you this irritating?" hahaha

    Her whole rant about Ross and her sister Jill "OMG.. I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister, Jill!" hahaha

    when she's talking to her sisters or to her dad/about her dad... she's pretty funny. Rachel isn't the officially the funniest friend.. but sometimes she has THE funniest one liners!

    Edited on 09/01/2008 1:31am
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    alyssa01

    [63]Sep 1, 2008
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    I can't believe that in a thread dedicated to Rachels funniest moments the episode 'The one with the fake party' hasn't been mentioned!

    IMO that was the best Rachel episode ever especially when she was doing the cheerleader routine!

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    hainesg324

    [64]Sep 1, 2008
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    mileycyrusxx wrote:
    Nah not that one, plus that's actually in the show lol

    But Phoebe and Monica are sitting on the couch, I can't remember the lines right now, tomorrow I will watch it and get the lines. I'm to tired now.


    I think she's trying to say "We'll put eyes on the hoogies and just say it's some sort of weird elephant"

    The plot was the same as TOWT Cake, but it was a cake for Mon's bachelorette party.
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    hainesg324

    [65]Sep 1, 2008
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    It's from the very start of the episode TOW Joey's Award.
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    Elwingda

    [66]Sep 1, 2008
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    There are lots of great ones here. Even if Rachel might not have that many funny punchlines, she does add humour to the show in her own way.

    I don't think this one has been mentionned yet:

    Chandler: Bring in the hay!

    Rachel: Hey!

    That makes me laugh every time Also Rachel's facial expressions and comments when Monica explains the erogenous zones to Chandler

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    ihoppers_cheska

    [67]Sep 1, 2008
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    Elwingda: just thinking about the "erogenous zones" bit makes me laugh! hahaha "TOES!!!" and "Sometimes that helps..." hahah classic. eh.. remember when ross and monica were fighting. Rachel looked at Ross and was all "I sooo want you right now" sarcastically. hahaha

    and.. after Ross "plays" the organ she goes "i can't believe i let him touch me with those fingers!!!" wahahahhahaha...

    come to think of it.. rachel is, most of the time, funniest when she comments on ross. hahaha
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    free_the_WM3

    [68]Sep 2, 2008
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    i think Rach is hilarious! Maybe it's because i like her humour. My favourite (that i can think of right now):

    (also i think some of these have been mentioned already, sorry)

    - when she says "through the glass doors" and in that same episode when she asks asks "ikea" what the capital of Sweeden is "damn i wish i knew that"

    - in tow joey loses his health insurance and Ross says that the university loved his paper and rach goes "well who wouldnt?!"
    - "since when do you sleep in that position!!?"
    - "yes, hello, Vegas. We would like some more alchol and also we'd like some more beers.......OH i forgot to dial!"

    there are heaps more but im blank atm

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    alyssa01

    [69]Sep 2, 2008
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    I am watching TOW Ross moves in and i remember how funny the whole Rachel, Ragatta Gala story is! Another ace Rachel episode.
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    free_the_WM3

    [70]Sep 2, 2008
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    a few more i thought of

    - "i'm sorry are you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?"
    - in tow the morning after when ross says rach can have the last slice of pizza "well i should think so, you slept with someone"
    - in the episode where rachel and Paul go up to the cabin when paul asks what she wants from the car "suprise me" (i like the facial expression and the way she says it

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    Elwingda

    [71]Sep 3, 2008
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    free_the_WM3 wrote:
    "i'm sorry are you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?"


    That's brilliant!
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    free_the_WM3

    [72]Sep 3, 2008
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    Elwingda wrote:
    free_the_WM3 wrote:
    "i'm sorry are you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?"

    That's brilliant!

    i love it

    another one i love
    ross: hey a PHD is just as good as an MD
    rachel" Oh, yeah okay ross! when im having a eart attack i want you there dusting me with your fossil brush

    Edited on 09/03/2008 7:38pm
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    ihoppers_cheska

    [73]Sep 5, 2008
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    oh im watching TOW the blind dates right now and im laughing sooo hard at what rachel said. haha..

    Rachel after monica and chandler agreed to baby sit.

    "Oh you guys are gonna have so much fun, she's at such a cute age! *turns to leave. looks back* Oh a couple things. Now that she eats solid foods, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair she likes to GRAB AT IT... oh and she's also at this phase that where if you leave the room she SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER"

    hahaha =))
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    alyssa01

    [74]Sep 5, 2008
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    Antoher good scene from that ep.

    Rachel: Oh my god this is the worst date ever

    Her date starts to cry

    Rachel: Oh well i'm sorry but did you really think this was going well!

    Makes me laugh everytime!

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    grace87

    [75]Sep 5, 2008
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    ihoppers_cheska wrote:
    oh im watching TOW the blind dates right now and im laughing sooo hard at what rachel said. haha.. Rachel after monica and chandler agreed to baby sit. "Oh you guys are gonna have so much fun, she's at such a cute age! *turns to leave. looks back* Oh a couple things. Now that she eats solid foods, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair she likes to GRAB AT IT... oh and she's also at this phase that where if you leave the room she SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER"

    Oh yeah!!! that's when chandler is reading the obituaries and he wishes to read his own name in it!!!

    Edited on 09/05/2008 4:16am
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    grace87

    [76]Sep 6, 2008
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    In TOW Ross's teeth:
    "Oh.. are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"
    "What? Your teeth? Yeah I saw them from outside!"
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    grace87

    [78]Sep 7, 2008
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    From TOW the mornig after

    "Where did you try to put it in? Her purse?!"
    "You sure had the hell of a time at the wake!"
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    ihoppers_cheska

    [79]Sep 7, 2008
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    TOW morning after was such a heartbreaking episode but rachel had the funniest one liners as well!
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    alyssa01

    [80]Sep 21, 2008
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    I am watching TOW the proposal and I also think that the evil smile Rachel give Pheobe when both Ross and Joey say that they want to switch to her is hilarious.
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