"how do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?!!" this gets me every time!!!
"You beautiful little weirdo..."
"It bothered me when he slept with other people"
"Right.. we met, you flirted and BAM!! Nine years later you had me!"
"Ross.. when Carol was pregnant with Ben.. were you this irritating?" hahaha
Her whole rant about Ross and her sister Jill "OMG.. I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister, Jill!" hahaha
when she's talking to her sisters or to her dad/about her dad... she's pretty funny. Rachel isn't the officially the funniest friend.. but sometimes she has THE funniest one liners!