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    funny_phoebe

    [1]Nov 7, 2006
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    hey guys..i want 2 ask you something..

    what is the best lines in this show??

    i like the most is when phoebe said 'but they don't know that we know they know we know'

    it's hillarious funny,very original,very phoebe-y,and please,i confused with all the 'know' words!!wow!!

    how about you??

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    xdylancolex

    [2]Nov 8, 2006
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    hahahhahah yeah thats a good one, me and my sis spent ages trying to like understand it properly and i get it now after like 30 mins lol...especially coz we both twins so we are both slow!!! lol
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    TheWinds

    [3]Nov 8, 2006
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    My favourite is mike to joey "You're a funny kind of grown up"
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    funny_phoebe

    [4]Nov 8, 2006
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    yeah..that kinda funny too..
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    friends-rock

    [5]Nov 8, 2006
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    hahahahha! and, do u guys know this one:

    Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
    Chandler: [pointing] I *knew* it!

    _________________________________________


    after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
    Ross: How's Monica?
    Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
    Ross: How's the hair?
    Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
    Joey: Can we see her?
    Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
    Rachel: Oh.
    Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

    ___________________________________________

    Ross: What are you doing?
    Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
    Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

    ______________________________________________

    Rachel: Do you have a problem with me?
    Will: I dunno... do I, do I?
    Phoebe: I think you do!

    ______________________________________________

    Ross: We were on a break!
    Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!
    ______________________________________________

    Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
    Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.
    _________________________________________________

    Joey: [on answering machine] Hey, Ross, it's Joey. There's a hooker over here and we thought you'd know something about it.
    ______________________________________________

    Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
    Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
    Phoebe: I know her!

    OMG!!!!!! hahahahhahahahahhaa soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

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    Florencia_

    [6]Nov 8, 2006
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    Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

    Monica: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
    Joey: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.

    Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
    Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.

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    funny_phoebe

    [7]Nov 8, 2006
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    yeah..that was good...

    and you remember this?

    ross : (after he and rachel married in vegas and rachel wants him to divorced her) i didn't want to get divorced again!you know it when you got a two failed marriage!

    rachel : yeah!thanks to you i'm halfway there!!' 

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    xkelly123x

    [8]Nov 8, 2006
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    Chandler (talking to Joey) on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest anyone can look you are definatly 19

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    hsmdude323

    [9]Dec 31, 2006
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    how bout this one:

    (Rachel and her sister Amy are fighting in Chan and Mon's apartment)

    Pheobe: Oh my gosh shouldn't we stop them

    Joey: Are you kiding...let's throw some JELLO on them!!

    Ross: Kick her Rach. Kick her.

    Joey: Pull her top off Rach. Pull her top off!!

     

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    urkelfan89

    [10]Jan 1, 2007
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    Phoebe and Ross talking about his annulment to Rachel.

    Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Gellar, good in marraige." Mine's going to say "Phoebe Buffay, buried alive."

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    WrathOfAzerath

    [11]Jan 1, 2007
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    I don't remember the whole quote but Phoebe and Joey were talking about the future and how the would have Chandler's money and Rachel and Joey's kids.

    Joey: Well, what about Ross?

    Phoebe: I don't want to go into detail, but we have words and I kill him.

    Or this one.

    Monica: You stabbed a cop!?

    Phoebe: He stabbed me first!

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    hugsy_

    [12]Jan 1, 2007
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    Ross: Yeah, I think we should get married.
    Rachel: Why!? Because that's your answer to everything?
    ------
    Joey: So I'm out of four thousand dollars, and *nobody's* boobs are getting any bigger?
    ------
    Chandler: I can see the headlines now. "Lottery winners' friend, filled with regret, eats own arm."
    Ross: Why would I eat my own arm?
    Chandler: Ah, no, you wouldn't, but it's our paper, we can write whatever we want.
    ------
    Monica: You were my mystery midnight kisser!?
    Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel!?
    Monica: You were my first kiss EVER!?
    Chandler: What did I marry into!?
    -----
    Dr. Green: What's TiVo?
    Phoebe: It's slang for pregnant!
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    xkelly123x

    [13]Jan 1, 2007
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    One that i think is funny is in TOW no ones ready;

    RACHEL: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?

    PHOEBE: I don't know, you might be the first one.

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    ravenfilange24

    [14]Jan 1, 2007
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    I love all the Joey/Phoebe quote in "The One Where Joey Speaks French"

    Phoebe: Ja m'pelle Claude.
    Joey: Ja m'plee Bleu. Phoebe: That's not QUITE what I'm saying...

    and later she just loses and and says:
    Phoebe: You're...you're still NOT SPEAKING FRENCHH!!!!!!!

    and this one is simple but it's so classic:
    Monica: Guys, we need to talk.
    Phoebe: Wait, I'm getting a deja vu. Ok no I'm not.
    Monica: Ok, we need to talk.
    Phoebe: There it is.
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    urkelfan89

    [15]Jan 1, 2007
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    At Chandler and Monica's wedding, Chandler's parents are talking to each other.

    Charles: Aren't you too old to be wearing a dress like that?

    Nora: Don't you have too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?

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    MelodischeLiebe

    [16]Jan 1, 2007
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    omg theyre are sooo many.. i LOVE chandler and joey in the early episodes

    Chandler (to Joey): "You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance."

    (the one where they lose ben on the bus)
    Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or Clowns.
    Chandler: Oh we're gunna flip for the baby
    Joey: You got a better idea?
    Chandler: okay we have to assign heads to something
    Joey: okay ducks is heads.. because ducks, have heads.
    Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

    (the one where chandler tries to quit the gym)
    Ross: Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard pecs?
    Chandler: No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.




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    nix--x

    [17]Jan 3, 2007
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    haha all well funny!! hehe

    but what bout these---------

    Joey: Oh good, uh you’re here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.

    Phoebe: All right. (She sits down like she’s pregnant again.)

    Joey: Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so… (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

    Monica: Oh my God! Joey!

    Phoebe: Hell yeah! I’ll marry you! (She grabs the ring and puts it on.)

    Monica: You can’t marry him!

    Phoebe: Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!

    Monica: Phoebe!

    Joey: Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!

    Phoebe: I can and I will! (Kisses him.)

    Monica: She’s not pregnant. It’s Rachel. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant.

    Joey: Oh my God.

    Phoebe: Hey!

    Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine months!

    Phoebe: It’s Joey! (Joey turns and looks at her and she mouths ‘I love you’ to him.)

    Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I can’t believe it! What? Rachel’s pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Who’s the father?

    Phoebe: We don’t know.

    Joey: Ohh… I wonder if that dude.

    Monica: There’s a dude?

    Joey: Yeah.

    Phoebe: Who? Who is it?

    Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn’t see who it was but… (He walks out and closes the door.)

    Phoebe: Was that story over?

    (They follow him and meet him in the hall coming out of his apartment carrying a sweater.)

    Joey: The guy left this.

    Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is… (She walks into Monica and Chandler’s.)

    Monica: People have got to finish their stories!

                                              &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

    Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!

    Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?

    Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.

    Rachel: Oh God… Oh, he’s in there right now?

    Phoebe: Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?

    Rachel: Uh, let’s rip!

    Phoebe: Really? Are you sure?

    Rachel: Oh Phoebe!

    Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)

    Tag: Hey Rach.

                                                  &&&&&&&&&&&&

    Tag: So, what’s this about?

    Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.

    Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.

    Phoebe: Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or…poison? No? Just for me? Okay. (Walks away.)

    Tag: What’s going on Rach?

    Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?

    Tag: Y’know, I’m actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasn’t mature enough, but I’ve really grown up and think we should get back together.

    Rachel: Oh, it’s just not the right time.

    Tag: It is the right time. (Takes her hand.)

    Rachel: Okay.

    Tag: I’m ready for more.

    Rachel: Tag…

    Tag: Come on Rach, let’s give it another try.

    Rachel: I’m having a baby.

    Tag: Oh. (He drops her hand.)

    (Pause)

    Rachel: You can go.

    Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
     
                                                        &&&&&&&&&&&&&

    Monica: Hey! How’d it go?

    Joey: Yeah. What-what did Tag say?

    Rachel: Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?

    Joey: I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)

    Rachel: Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!

    Monica: So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?

    Rachel: No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight.

    Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.

    Rachel: I’m not?

    Joey: Listen I uh… (He takes her hand.) It’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom. Y’know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Y’know? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?

    Rachel: What?

    Monica: What?!

    Phoebe: What?!!

    Joey: Pheebs, give me the ring back!

    Phoebe: No!!

    Rachel: No! Joey, oh you’re so sweet. You’re so-so sweet, honey. But I’m not, I’m not looking for a husband.

    Joey: (heartbroken) I understand.

    Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)

    Phoebe: I can’t say that didn’t hurt. But I’ll take you back Joey Tribbiani.

    Joey: Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered…

    Phoebe: Ooh! A Salami Buddy!

    Joey: There you go!

                                          &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

    Chandler: We’re back!

    Monica: Great! We’re hangin’ in the kitchen! (She drags him into the kitchen and turns his back to the living room) Let’s stay in the kitchen!

    Chandler: It’s picture time.

    Ross: Now you are going to love these.

    Chandler: (showing her the pictures) Here’s a picture of Ross. (Shows another one.) And that’s me. (Another one.) And that’s me and Ross. (Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.

    Monica: Wow! That is a great picture!

    Chandler: Eh?

    Monica: Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags! (Throws them into his chest.)

    Ross: Huh, didn’t see that coming.

    Chandler: Okay, so this isn’t a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with…with this lady. Which by the look on your face I’m sure you’ll remember. So we don’t need—(Rips the picture)—There’s no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.

    Monica: That would be a good idea.

    Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!

    Monica: You kissed another woman!

    Chandler: Call it even?!

    Monica: Okay! (They high-five and he walks out.)

    Ross: Well, I’m gonna go get these (the floral bouquet he walked in with) in some water.

    Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these people’s wedding?

    Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! I’ve been looking for this for like a month!

     Monica and Phoebe: Oh my God!!

    Joey: (slow on the uptake) Oh my God!

    haha it may me laugh bout 100 times just writing these up !!!!!!

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    Mizz_afrikano

    [18]Jan 3, 2007
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    oh they are sooooo many...one that i could think of right now is when joey and chandler checks out Richards apartment (he's selling) and they find a tape with monica's name on it. Joey is a bit tooo slow to connect things up..

    Chandler: Get there quick!
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    Mizz_afrikano

    [19]Jan 3, 2007
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    also this line when Chandler can't refund weekend gate-a-way

    Chandler: So, I pay for everything and don't have sex. Ahh, life before Monica.
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    VinTagExGiRlx

    [20]Jan 3, 2007
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    Ross- a line which prompted a student in my last class of the day to say dude dont u ever wash your face?? lmao
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