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    HellOnEarth101

    [22]Jan 6, 2007
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    LOL!

    One of my favourite routines, I always burst in randomly and act it out in places

    Joey: Alright! He just comes in here, Mr Johnny New Eggs, and his "See ya pals!" *crazy mini salute* And now there's no juice for the people who want and need the juice, and I want the juice and there's no juice!

    Chandler: There's another carton right over there! *points at juice*

    Joey: *looks and pauses* Ok this isn't about juice anymore, alright?

    Chandler: Then what is it about?

    Joey: Eggs! Whose eggs do you like better, mine or his?

    Chandler: What? Well, I like both eggs equally.

    Joey: Oh come ON! No-one can like two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other, so which is it?

    Chandler: Well what does it matter? Your eggs aren't ehre anymore! You took your eggs and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

    And this is probably my favourite 1 (well 2) liner:

    Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.

    Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!! Tee hee hee!
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    FriendsSvuLost8

    [23]Jan 6, 2007
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    My favourite line will always be:

    Joey: Look at me, I'm chandler could I BE wearing anymore clothes

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    unagi_45

    [24]Jan 14, 2007
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    JOEY: "So heads will be ducks because ducks have heads"

    CHANDLER: "what kind of scary ass birthday parties did u have?"

    Edited on 01/14/2007 8:54pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    The_Rossatron

    [25]Jan 14, 2007
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    Oh God these are all funny.

    My Favorites:

    (Phoebe's fire alarm is going off and she comes out with her fingers crossed,)
    Phoebe: Please don't be a spaceship, please don't be a spaceship!

    Mike's wedding vows: Phoebe, you are so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird.

    Ross: Your--your wind?
    Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?!

    Joey: Oh hey, don'y worry! I'm still ordained from your wedding.
    Monica: Really?
    Joey: Yeah! You think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway?
    Ross: Uh, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
    Joey: I had to read the bible pretty carefully, but--yeah, we do!

    Chandler: Guess what!
    Joey: Monica's pregnant?!
    Monica: Really?!


    Rachel: Yeah, I'm not going to be able to make it to the play tonight, guys. I think I'm getting sick.
    Monica: Really?
    Rachel: Yeah, I think it's really serious, too. You know, I was watching this special on Newcastle's disease, and I think I might have it!
    Charlie: Um, Newcastle's is a disease which affects only chickens and other kinds of poultry.
    Rachel: Okay, who's this?
    (later in the same scene
    Rachel: Yes! Joey didn't want you guys to know about it, but I came over here to tell you!
    Charlie: I thought you came to tell us you were sick?
    Rachel: Okay, professor or detective?!
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    funny_phoebe

    [26]Jan 15, 2007
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    The_Rossatron wrote:
    Oh God these are all funny.

    My Favorites:

    (Phoebe's fire alarm is going off and she comes out with her fingers crossed,)
    Phoebe: Please don't be a spaceship, please don't be a spaceship!

    Mike's wedding vows: Phoebe, you are so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird.

    Ross: Your--your wind?
    Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?!

    Joey: Oh hey, don'y worry! I'm still ordained from your wedding.
    Monica: Really?
    Joey: Yeah! You think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway?
    Ross: Uh, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
    Joey: I had to read the bible pretty carefully, but--yeah, we do!

    Chandler: Guess what!
    Joey: Monica's pregnant?!
    Monica: Really?!


    Rachel: Yeah, I'm not going to be able to make it to the play tonight, guys. I think I'm getting sick.
    Monica: Really?
    Rachel: Yeah, I think it's really serious, too. You know, I was watching this special on Newcastle's disease, and I think I might have it!
    Charlie: Um, Newcastle's is a disease which affects only chickens and other kinds of poultry.
    Rachel: Okay, who's this?
    (later in the same scene
    Rachel: Yes! Joey didn't want you guys to know about it, but I came over here to tell you!
    Charlie: I thought you came to tell us you were sick?
    Rachel: Okay, professor or detective?!



    i agree,totally when phoebe said "please don't be a spaceship!"
    it's stupid!
    and i also like when they in vegas,and phoebe wearing hat (gladiator hat) and said : " i should try use a hat!"
    lol
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    Atmospheric0286

    [27]Jan 15, 2007
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    [Playing Football]
    Monica: Okay, Phoebs, you know what you're doing right?
    Phoebe: Yeah.
    Monica: Okay, Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block.
    Phoebe: What's block?
    Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing.
    Phoebe: I thought you meant in life.

    Monica: You know Phoebe, a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
    Chandler: I thought a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die.

    [Chandler fell asleep, during Joey's movie. The credits roll, and Chandler wakes up]
    Chandler: Great show. Good work, Joey.
    Joey: You liked it?
    Chandler: Liked it? I loved it.
    Joey: What did you like best about it?
    Chandler: I liked... everything. The whole show.
    Joey: What about the specifics?
    Chandler: Specifics? Specifics were the best part!
    Joey: What about the scene with the kangaroo?
    Chandler: I... I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
    Joey: You fell asleep! There was no kangaroo! They didn't take any of my suggestions.

    [On living alone]
    Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know, have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
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    spider457

    [28]Jan 15, 2007
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    My Favorite is when Chandler and Joey bet if Joey can fit into their TV cabinet Joey built.

    Chandler gives him the money trough the a crack in the cabinet door whereby Joey says:

    "CHA-CHING!" as he grabs the money, and Chandler blocks the door. "And the drink are on me!"

    Anybody that can recall which episode?


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    anargob

    [29]Jan 15, 2007
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    spider457 wrote:
    My Favorite is when Chandler and Joey bet if Joey can fit into their TV cabinet Joey built.

    Chandler gives him the money trough the a crack in the cabinet door whereby Joey says:

    "CHA-CHING!" as he grabs the money, and Chandler blocks the door. "And the drink are on me!"

    Anybody that can recall which episode?


    That's from TOW Frank Jr. (season 3) 

    Some of my favorite lines (at least the ones I can remember right now):

    Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

    --------------------------

    Chandler: Guys! Guys! Come on! It’s Thanksgiving, it’s not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!

    ----------------------

    Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It’s organic.

    Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.

    Phoebe: No, not the used wax.

    Chandler: Because THAT would be crazy?

    -----------------------

    Joey: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

    Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!

    ------------------------

    (Joey's on Pyramid and the first word is cream)

    Gene: You put this in your coffee.

    Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!

    Gene: It's white!

    Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!

    Gene: It's heavier then milk!

    Joey: A rock, a dog, the earth.

    Gene: Pass!

    (the second word is mayonnaise)

    Gene: You put this on a sandwich.

    Joey: Salami, anchovies, jam!

    Gene: It's white!

    Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!

    Gene: It's made from eggs!

    Joey: Chickens?

    --------------------------

    Chandler: …I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’t micro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating.

    Phoebe: Um-hmm, that’s good to know. But let’s stop focusing on what you don’t do, and start focusing on what you do do.

    Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do… is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.

    Phoebe: I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.

    Chandler: Hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life.

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    luv0817

    [30]Jan 15, 2007
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    I absolutely LOVE when Phoebe says: What does Warren Beatty know about romance? (or something to that effect) and then everyone looks at her like she's crazy; which, in that stance, she was.
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    ToneBone108

    [31]Jan 15, 2007
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    Joey:  "hey,i think that's the first time i ever missed a meal! In fact i think my pants are a little loser"
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    funny_phoebe

    [32]Jan 16, 2007
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    i like this :

    when joey asked phoebe to be his agent,phoebe tried to refused that and make the lied note,and one note said :

    phoebe : okay,joey,they said you're pretty but dumb!

    joey : what?

    phoebe : oh,sorry,they said you're pretty dumb!

    lol!i watched it last night,and i still laughing!

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    ToneBone108

    [33]Jan 17, 2007
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    joey:  if you can't talk dirty to me how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!
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    aplourey

    [34]Jan 17, 2007
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    Rachel: Hey look Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend! (gasps) Oh my God, that is our naked friend! It's Naked Ross!

    Monica: Judge me all you want but (points at everyone) married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice skater, threw a womans leg in the fire, living in a box. (leaves)
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    chandler4life

    [35]Jan 31, 2007
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    hahaha wel i could go on for ever but hers some absolute classics

    chandler: up until i was 25 i thort the only reply to i luv u was 'oh crap'


    ross to rach: u cant do this on ur own u cant even eat alone in a restaurant
    rach: well some ppl leave wen i havnt done eating
    ross: it took u 2hrs to eat a bowl of soup!
    rachh please u INHALe ur food
    ross: i grew up with monica if u ddnt eat fast u ddnt eat!!


    the hole phalangee thing in the last one...rach uve gotta get off the plane theres something rong with it. theres something rong with the left phalangee.

    rachael bout ross: one time wen we were dating we got a late chekout and it was the best sex we ever had!

    when ross and monica decide that they will play football even tho their mum said they wernt alowd- chandler: but wait a minute how are we gonna get there coz my mum won't let me cross the road (hahahaha i LUV chandler!)

    and

    phoebe: my resolution is to pilot a commercial jet
    chand:thats great phoebs now u just gotta find a hole bunch of ppl hus resolution is to PLUMMET TO THEIR DEATH

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    chandler4life

    [36]Jan 31, 2007
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    oh and i LUV wen ross finds the note from chandler saying :"tell monica im sorry" wen he runs away on their wedding day and he shows phoebe and shes like "tell her yourself" hahaha
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    Nikki_the_great

    [37]Feb 17, 2007
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    Chandler: The velvetine rabbit was brown and white!
    Monica: Well it was either a pink bunny, or no bunny at all..
    Chandler: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!!


    Friends' episode 806 - The one with the Haloween Party.

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    aatish_n

    [38]Feb 18, 2007
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    Joey: PAper, Snow, a Ghost!
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    Bailey_C

    [39]Feb 18, 2007
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    Phoebe- "Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn and don't eat my cookie"

    ^_^ BC
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    nokturnelle

    [40]Feb 19, 2007
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    Fireman: PHOEBE BUFFAY!!!

    Phoebe: (in PJs) Fire alarm!?!??!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    Joey: 'ssup?! 'ssup dude? ... So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack! Playstation is whack! 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?!?!?

    Chandler: YES... on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

    cracks me up every single timeeeee!!!!

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