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    anad42

    [41]Feb 19, 2007
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    1. Joey: If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!

    2. Chandler: That's the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!

    3. Monica: That's not even a word!!!

    4. Will: That's right, we said your parents flipped a coin, and decided to raise you a girl, but you still have a hint of a penis!

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    VanDeKamp

    [42]Mar 5, 2007
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    I love the whole Bamboozled game!

    Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don’t you tell us a little something about you Ross?

    Ross: Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…

    Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?

    Chandler: Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! (Waves).

    LOL
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    rach022

    [43]Mar 5, 2007
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    The Funniest line for me was during the One with the Late Thanksgiving when Joey gets his head stuck in the door.

    Monica; Chandler where are your tools!?!

    Chandler; Oh oh.... I left them on my bulldozer! I don't have tools!!

    Cracks me up every time!!

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    friendsaddict

    [44]Mar 6, 2007
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    The Best of Phoebe Buffay!

    Phoebe (to Monica): You're, like, all chaotic and twirly. And not in a good way.

    Rachel (to Phoebe): You're a twin?
    Phoebe: Oh yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven, career type.
    Chandler: What does she do?
    Phoebe: She's a waitress.

    Ross: It's Paul the Wine Guy!
    Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot? Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
    Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
    Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?

    Rachel: How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
    Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're like some kinda magnets.
    Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.

    Phoebe: (to Monica when she says Ross is competitive0 Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.

    Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.

    Ross: "Heating device."
    Phoebe: Radiator.
    Ross: Five letters.
    Phoebe: Rdtor.

    Joey: Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be?
    Phoebe: Flame Boy!
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    cherbear16

    [45]Mar 7, 2007
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    One of the funniest lines for me was during the episode where Monica wants to celebrate her engagement to Chandler and she doesn't want anyone to steal her thunder.

    Ross and Rachel talk about hooking up one last time, and shortly after that Monica goes to look for Chandler, she opens the door to see Ross and Rachel making out and says:

    "I'm sorry i must have opened a door to the past"


    Not one of the funniest moments of the show, but definitely one of the greatest one-liners on this series. 

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    super_friend21

    [46]Mar 11, 2007
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    When Rachel finds out she's still married to Ross

    he says: I'm sorry. I didnt want this to be another failed marriage

    Chandler: At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

    and then he says

    Chandler: Im just gonna jump in and ask Ross you're not married to any more of us are you?

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    grace87

    [47]Mar 11, 2007
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    i like the most the whole speach between ross and rachel in season 3 in TOW the day after.. wow.. it's very intense..
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    Jamesonblack

    [48]Mar 13, 2007
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    {Joey}..... "It's a moo point, like a cow's opinon... You know... It dosen't matter"


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    yuumm_monkeys

    [49]Mar 18, 2007
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    my favorite lines are:

    Pheobe: Hi, this is Phoebe Buffay, I'm calling on behalf of Monica Gellar’s eye.

    and the whole scene where Monica and Rachel are teaching Chandler the seven erodgenous zones.

    these get me cracking up everytime.

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    pjhasham

    [50]Mar 19, 2007
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     When Joey said something stupid and Chandler said "How do you not fall down more?" 
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    super_friend21

    [51]Mar 23, 2007
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    Jamesonblack wrote:
    {Joey}..... "It's a moo point, like a cow's opinon... You know... It dosen't matter"

    I never got that joke but the joke after that one when Joey says: When a package is this pretty no one cares whats inside is hilarious lol.

    Edited on 03/24/2007 1:12pm
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    super_friend21

    [52]Mar 23, 2007
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    Ooh, i'm on fire tonight. When Rachel asks Phoebe what the theme of Monica's bridal shower is going to be she replies in a weird voice 'Lusts of the flesh'
    Edited on 03/24/2007 1:10pm
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    friendsaddict

    [53]Mar 25, 2007
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    My all time favourite joke is by Chandler (of course!)

    Do you think there's a town in Missouri or someplace called Sample? And as you're driving into the town there's a sign and it says "You're In Sample"?

    I never got it the first time i heard it! But now it cracks me up just thinking about it!
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    negomi

    [54]Mar 26, 2007
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    I love the scene when Rachel and Chandler are helping Ross carry his new sofa up the stairs and Ross keeps saying, "pivet, pivet, PIVET" then Chandler just cracks and sarcastically replys, "shut up, shut up, SHUT UPPPPPP".
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    the1945ghost

    [55]Mar 26, 2007
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    it is a common one but

    joey : how yu doin

    i just love it

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    super_friend21

    [56]Mar 26, 2007
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    When Joey is trying to decide who to take to his premiere Monica goes: Well Ross didnt care enough to be here so he's out, you snooze you lose
    Chandler: He's not snoozing, he's taking a class
    Monica: Well then somebody's snoozing

    Cracks me up everytime.
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    Monica-Geller

    [57]Apr 17, 2007
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    My favorite line that is a running joke with my fiance and me is when Joey comes in wearing all of chandlers clothes and says:

    "Could I BEEE wearing any more clothes??"

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    St8SR

    [58]May 3, 2007
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    When Chandler and Monica are waiting for Joey to come down to the beach

    Chandler: Joey will be right down. He's just looking for his mask.
    Monica: A swim mask?
    Chandler: No, his gorilla mask. He wears it in the ocean to scare off the fish.

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    friendfan4life

    [59]May 11, 2007
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     Chandler: like what she saw did she dug my stuff checkin' out the chan chan man

     

    or 

     

    in rosponse to chandlers third nipple

    Chandler: its just a usless bumb ]

    Rachel: as oppose to your other multi functional nipples

     

     

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    friendfan4life

    [60]May 11, 2007
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     Chandler: like what she saw did she dug my stuff checkin' out the chan chan man

     

    or 

     

    in rosponse to chandlers third nipple

    Chandler: its just a usless bumb ]

    Rachel: as oppose to your other multi functional nipples

     

     

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