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    stylecutter

    [61]May 11, 2007
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    dont know if this has been repeated but my favorite line is Chandler's line

    "sometimes i wish i was a lesbian, did i say that out loud" 

    "you have to stop the Q-tip when there is resistance"

    and later in season 7 to Joey when joe dresses up like a 19 yr  and joey asks whether he looks 19 or what

    Chandler's reply 'yes in the scale of 1 to 10, with ten being the dumbest a guy can look, you are definitely 19". 

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    B_J_L

    [62]May 11, 2007
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    A lot of the ones said are very funny, but there are still one's that haven't been.

    Joey:You want to get her something special? Get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum! Girls love gum

    Chandler: Yeah, "Dear Janice, have a hubba bubba birthday"

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    Chandler(to Monica): Meddler!!

    Monica: Yeah well if you hadn't meddled in the first place, I wouldn't have had to go and meddle us out, so now no matter how much we meddle we'll never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up in the first place!!

    Chandler: This vacation $ucks!
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    Ross(with Rachel and Chan carrying the couch up the stars: Pivot! Pivot!! Pivot! Pivot!!!

    Chander: Shut up! Shut up! Shut uuuupp!!!!!

    Cracks me up every time!!
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    (discussing Emma's perverted cake)
    Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the p***s and put it on the bunny. That is a weird sentance
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    (Phoebe's overly enthusiastic boyfriend at the Geller's anniversary)

    Parker: Look at this excellent plate bouncy thing! (bounces the plates)

    This is all I can think of for now
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    pjhasham

    [63]May 12, 2007
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    friendfan4life wrote:

    in rosponse to chandlers third nipple

    Chandler: its just a usless bumb ]

    Rachel: as oppose to your other multi functional nipples

     

    One line that you missed: he said "It doesn't do anything," THEN Rachel says "as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples." It just made slightly more sense with that line.

    I loved this one:

    Chandler: You guys all have dreams. I do't have a dream.

    Ross: Ah, the lesser known "I don't have a dream" speech.

    and later:

    Joey: I had a dream, but I don't want to talk about it, OK?

    Chandler: Oh Come on! What if Martin Luther King had said that? "I had a dream but I don't want to talk about it." 

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    Hamzie

    [64]May 13, 2007
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    not sure exactly how it goes but when ross is trying to convince rachel to stay married

    Ross: Instead of getting mail from a Ms. box ull be getting it from a Mrs. box its right next to each other

    Rachel: Oh ... see i thought they boxes were far away from each other 

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    thisisbauer

    [65]May 13, 2007
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    Rachel: Arghgh Ross! This isn't a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

     

    Ross and Chander go to the library to check out Ross' book...

    Chandler: What are we doing here?

    Ross: Ok take a guess.

    *Old woman librarian walks by*

    Chandler: The hot chicks?

    Later on Ross takes Chandler to the back of the library to show him the book but finds a couple making babies in front of it...

    Chandler: You didn't bring me here to do THAT did you?! 

     

    And that part when Ross, Rachel and Phoebe go over to ugly naked guy's apartment to check it out...Phoebe and Rachel see Monica and Chandler doing it across the street and they dont want Ross to see. So they distract him by jumping and screaming really loud to make him look the other way...

    Phoebe: Cmon get in here!!

    Ross: OOOOHHAHHHHHh!!  as he jumps up and down like a girl and hugs them.

    This part never fails to crack me up hahahahaha! 

     

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    JayElleEmm

    [66]May 13, 2007
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    Joey: Heads is for Ducks because Ducks have heads.

     

    Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?!

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    pjhasham

    [67]May 14, 2007
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    I also loved in either TOW the Beach or TOW the Jellyfish, when someone mentions that it's not true that you have to wait half an hour after eating, and

    Joey: Try telling that to my Uncle Vinnie.

    Chandler: Why what happened to him?

    Joey: Nothing, he just really believes that.

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    JayElleEmm

    [68]May 14, 2007
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    lol, i loved that one too! phoebe's great
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    The_void_68

    [69]May 15, 2007
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    I have so many favourites

    Monica: Judge me all you want but (points at everyone) married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice skater, threw a womans leg in the fire, living in a box. (leaves)

    Joey: Ask her how long she's gonna live, because women live longer than men. Chandler: How do you not fall down more?

    Joey: Pheebs, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? Phoebe: Um..Flameboy!

    Jill Goodacre: Would you like to call somebody? Chandler: (thinking) Yeah, about 500 guys I went to high school with.

    Chandler: When you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
    Monica: No way!
    Chandler: It's true.
    Monica: Well that's pathetic.
    Chandler: Again, true.
    Monica: This goes for all guys?
    Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep. And all guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

    Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
    Rachel: 'Nice?' They were 'nice?' I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are 'nice'.
    Chandler: (Illustrating) Okay. Rock. Hard place. Me.

    But the greatest one has to be from 'The Pilot'

    Rachel(on the phone to her father): It's like all my life people have been telling me; you're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe. And today I just stopped and said - What if I don't want to be a shoe. What if I want to be a purse? Or a hat? No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha....It's a metaphor daddy!

    Even writing these I can't stop laughing - LOL!

    Edited on 05/15/2007 9:09am
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    xHildee

    [70]May 15, 2007
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    There a lot =). But one is

    Joey: What's this?

    Chandler: I don't know. Drink it.

    *Joey drinks it*

    Joey: Yeah, it's vet. I DRONK VET!

    Chandler: Yeah, I know. Did the same thing a couple minutes ago. xD

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    The_void_68

    [71]May 15, 2007
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    Not to forget:

    Chandler: Then I just.....threw the bag of barely at her and ran out of the store.

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    roch28

    [72]May 16, 2007
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    Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
    Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
    Chandler: And the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
    Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
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    Monica: What happened here?
    Chandler: Well, Joey was born. And 28 years later, I was robbed!
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    Joey:If the homosapiens were in fact homosapiens...is that why they're extinct? -------------------------------------------------------------

    Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (thinking) Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Could have said, gum would be nice, or, I'll have a stick, but no no no no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself
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    The best Chandler Line Ever! CHandler: Donald Duck never wears pants. But when he gets out of the shower he ties a towel around his waist. I mean, what is up with that?
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    The_void_68

    [73]May 16, 2007
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    roch28 wrote:
    Joey:If the homosapiens were in fact homosapiens...is that why they're extinct?

    And then:

    Ross: Joey, Homosapiens are people.

    Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

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    roch28

    [74]May 17, 2007
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    another one of my favorites:

    Monica: Say goodbye to sore muscles!
    Chandler: Goodbye muscles!
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    lillady623

    [75]May 17, 2007
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    Monica: Maybe you did tell too many jokes

    Chandler: What?! You said you loved my jokes. (Mimicking Monica) Joke! Joke! Joke!

    Monica: Joke! Jo! Bleh!

    Chandler: Well what about your questions?

    Monica: What was wrong with my questions?

    Chandler: It was like flying with the riddler.

    Monica: (a little ticked) Was that another joke?

    Chandler: Was that another question?

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    The_void_68

    [76]May 17, 2007
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    roch28 wrote:
    another one of my favorites: Monica: Say goodbye to sore muscles! Chandler: Goodbye muscles!

    Oh yeah, that was brilliant.

    Some great baby moments:

    Phoebe (having a strong contraction): Ow! OW! OWWWW! (looks under the blanket) Oh, I was kind of hoping that was it.

    Rachel: ...How many centimetres am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
    Dr Long: Three
    Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

    And this is just hilarious:

    Monica: Pheebs, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow down. ~ Chandler: I always thought that having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die. (sees look on Phoebes face) But you're not gonna die. I mean you are going to die, but you're not going to die today. I wish I was dead. ~ Monica: Why don't you consider writing for 'Talking out of your ass' magazine.

     

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    usue90

    [77]May 19, 2007
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    one of my favourites:

    Ross: Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?

    Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)

    Ross: You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay?

    Rachel: Hmm-hmm. (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross)

    Ross: You sure you're alright?

    Rachel: (coldly) Yep.

    Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)

    Rachel: FYI..

    Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)

    Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)

    Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.

    Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!

    Ross: (acknowledging the last part of her sentence) Well...

    Rachel: Oh stop that!

    Ross: I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.

    Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)

    Ross: Hey, I was looking out for you.

    Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.

    Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.

    Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)

    Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.

    Rachel: What?

    Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)

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    vif14

    [78]May 21, 2007
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    *Rachel and Pheobe talking about who's the father of Rachels child*

    Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, until I've told him.

    Phoebe: HA! Now we know it's a him!

    xD
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    vballer9

    [79]May 22, 2007
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    There ae so many lines on this show that are great. I was kinda looking through and I don't think any of these were used yet... I love this show and I miss it terribly-luckily all 10 seasons have come out...

    "It's like the mother ship is calling you home."
    -PHOEBE

    ROSS:
    "No, no, no, homo habilus was erect, Australopithecus was never full erect."
    CHANDLER:
    "Well maybe he was nervous."

    "I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide salt-water treats."
    -PHOEBE MONICA:
    "Come on. You can't live off your parents your whole life."
    RACHEL:
    "I know that! That's why I was getting married."

    Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of my father in...fishnet stockings.
    -CHANDLER
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    The_void_68

    [80]May 25, 2007
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    vballer9 wrote:
    There ae so many lines on this show that are great. I was kinda looking through and I don't think any of these were used yet... I love this show and I miss it terribly-luckily all 10 seasons have come out... "It's like the mother ship is calling you home." -PHOEBE ROSS: "No, no, no, homo habilus was erect, Australopithecus was never full erect." CHANDLER: "Well maybe he was nervous." "I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide salt-water treats." -PHOEBE MONICA: "Come on. You can't live off your parents your whole life." RACHEL: "I know that! That's why I was getting married." Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of my father in...fishnet stockings. -CHANDLER

    Hey, you got all those quotes from 'Friends 'til the end: The One With all ten seasons'. I know 'cause I've got the book as well.

    Phoebe: I think you should know, this money is cursed.
    Joey: Huh?
    Phoebe: Yeah, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
    Chandler: I'll take it, bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way I can break them up with a movie.

    Phoebe: I think David will want to hear some of the lectures.
    Ross: Oh, because he's a scientist.
    Phoebe: No, because he's been in Minsk for eight years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.

    Monica: If you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we'll never be able to unmeddle the thing that you meddled up in the first place! Chandler: This vacation sucks!

    Phoebe: (Reading Monica's tea leaves) I see a ladder. Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
    Monica: I'm the head chef. I can't get promoted.
    Phoebe: Mmmhmm, mmhmm. Who's next?

    Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby!

    Joey: Oh my God! When you said it was to do with your boss and your baby, I figured it was something about maternity leave.

    Rachel: Yeah....that would have been a much simpler problem

     

     

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