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    akkigrl

    [81]May 25, 2007
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    Chandler: Hah. I took off this door all by myself...with my wife's tools.

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    Rachael: Ok. No uterus, no opinion.

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    Joey:...Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachael?

    Ross: ...Dude...?!

    Joey: Oh, right. I forgot about the whole thing between you and Rachael.

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    Chandler: I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

    (^ One of my faves. ^)

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    Joey: *To Rachael* How you doin'?

    Rachael: I'm doing good baby, how you doin'?

    Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore!!

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    Rachael: You guys, I made a mistake.

    Phoebe: *Turns to Emma* Yes Rachael, but you got something so beautiful out of it.

    Edited on 05/25/2007 8:37pm
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    The_void_68

    [82]May 26, 2007
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    (from TOW all the Rugby)

    Joey: Ok, Ross, you wanna stay away from that guy, that guy....and that guy - dude they're all huge!

    Ross: They don't look any bigger than me

    Joey: Thats because you're closer to you, so you look bigger to you from where you are

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    Salean5

    [83]May 26, 2007
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    I can't find which episode it's from... but that part where Joey and Phoebe are talking about Phoebe's plan for the future, with her taking Chandler's money and Joey and Rachel having the 'beautiful kids'. That part at the end where he asks about Ross and she just says:

    "Oh, well we have words, and I kill him."

    It cracks me up every time.

    Also this bit, where they're trying to name all the states:

    Chandler: Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in...vegetables, Joey?

    Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.

    Ross: Wow, how many have you got?

    Joey: Fifty-six!

    Oh, and also... that part where Chandler goes to Joey's tailor person. I can't remember all of the line but I think it goes something like this:

    Chandler: Joey's tailor took advantage of me.

    Ross: What? (maybe some other dialogue here...)

    Chandler: He moved his hand up the inside of my leg and when it got to the top there was definite... cupping.

    Joey: That's how they take the measurements! They go up one leg, move it over, go up the other one and move it back. Tell    him Ross.

    Ross: Yes that's how they do it. In prison!

     

    Ok, I have way too many favourite lines. Think I'm just going to stop there...

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    akkigrl

    [84]May 26, 2007
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    Another of my favorites. Yay Bamboozled!

    Joey: *In Anouncer Voice* PICK A CARD, YOU JACK-ASS.
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    The_void_68

    [85]May 28, 2007
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    I love this quote from TOW Eddie won't go for the look on Chandlers face

    Chandler: Ding-Dong, the psycho's gone!

    Monica: Are you sure this time?

    Chandler: Yes, I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is......standing in the window holding a human head. HE IS STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!!!!

    LOL!!!

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    SMFluvsmusic

    [86]May 28, 2007
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    Yeah, that was good! How about this:

    Erica: (to Chandler) I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!

    That's from the final episode when Erica's giving birth to the twins.
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    FriendsSvuLost8

    [87]May 29, 2007
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    Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

    Monica: (with no hesitation) Sex!

    Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!

    Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!

    Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.

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    Avatarlover07

    [88]May 29, 2007
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    I love when Joey said,"How U doing?"
    I think it is so cute and he is hot!lol
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    chocoholic411

    [89]May 29, 2007
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    There's sooooooooooo many but i just watched tow blackout so this one sticks out;

    CHAN: Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.

    JILL: [on phone] Hi Mom, it's Jill.

    CHAN: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! [pause] Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

    JILL: [on phone] Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.

    CHAN: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.

    JILL: [on phone] I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.

    CHAN: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy. Hilarious!!!!
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    ilovenightwing

    [90]May 29, 2007
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    joey: hey who names their boat coast guard?

    rachel: because thats the coast guard.

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    akkigrl

    [91]Jun 1, 2007
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    Monica: It's baby making time!! Pants off Bing! *notices Ross* Didn't see you there Geller.
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    roch28

    [92]Jun 2, 2007
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    Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside!
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    usue90

    [93]Jul 4, 2007
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    Nurse: This room's available.

    Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I'm next! It's my turn! It's only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I'm going to sue you! Not this hospital, I'm going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) he's a lawyer!

    Ross: Uh Rach...

    Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!

    Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.

    Rachel: Okay, well then bring her in.

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    grace87

    [94]Jul 6, 2007
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    FYI what's the meaning of that?
    Edited on 07/06/2007 4:08am
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    HIMYM1993

    [95]Jul 6, 2007
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    These are some of my favorites.

    Ross: Look, I don't care! It starts at eight. We can't be late.
    Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.

    Joey: All right, Rach. The big question is, "does he like you?" All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
    Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
    Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
    Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

    Rachel: Ben, you know, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. 'Cause I was... I was your daddy's girlfriend.
    Ben: But you're not anymore!
    Rachel: No, I'm not.
    Ben: 'Cause you guys were on a break.

    Joey: Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

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    The_void_68

    [96]Jul 6, 2007
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    Phoebe(about breaking up with Janice): This is nice, we never do things just the two of us.
    Chandler(sarcastically): Oh yeah, this is great. Maybe next week we could rent a car and go run over some puppies.

    And I absolutely love this one:

    Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment!

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    cutieflutie1216

    [97]Jul 8, 2007
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    Ross: Rachel, this is Julie. I met her in China. What are those?
    Rachel: Oh, these? These are for you; welcome to our country.
    Julie: Thank you; I'm from New York.

    Chandler: In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer!
    Joey: Really?
    Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!

    Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
    Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

    Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

    Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

    Phoebe: That's it? "We were on a break." "No we weren't." What happened to you two?

    Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
    Joey: That is so not my motto.

    Chandler: Condoms?
    Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
    Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

    Edited on 07/08/2007 9:28am
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    KoalaQueen17

    [98]Aug 5, 2007
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    Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?
    Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
    Ross: That is correct.
    Joey: The Irish jig guy?!?
    Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

    Ross: Ahhh, love. L-O-V-E. Love. L is for life, and what is life without love?
    Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

    Ross: I guess it's just flan for three. Hey, that rhymes.

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    cutieflutie1216

    [99]Sep 16, 2007
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    KoalaQueen17 wrote:

    Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?
    Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
    Ross: That is correct.
    Joey: The Irish jig guy?!?
    Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

    Ross: Ahhh, love. L-O-V-E. Love. L is for life, and what is life without love?
    Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

    Ross: I guess it's just flan for three. Hey, that rhymes.



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    fatavril

    [100]Sep 19, 2007
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    ummm, there are too many!!! lets say....

    Rachel:No. it's not over until somebody says 'i do'!!

    Pheobe:I do! I do! I do!

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