Chandler: Hah. I took off this door all by myself...with my wife's tools.
Rachael: Ok. No uterus, no opinion.
Joey:...Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachael?
Joey: Oh, right. I forgot about the whole thing between you and Rachael.
Chandler: I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
(^ One of my faves. ^)
Joey: *To Rachael* How you doin'?
Rachael: I'm doing good baby, how you doin'?
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore!!
Rachael: You guys, I made a mistake.
Phoebe: *Turns to Emma* Yes Rachael, but you got something so beautiful out of it.