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    harryathouse

    [121]Nov 24, 2007
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    what about this classic!

    (just after joey accidentally purposes to rachel with a ring that fell out of ross' jacket)

    Ross: Rach, i need to talk to you.

    Rachel: oh yeah. i still need to talk to you too.

    Joey: but, before you guys do that, Rach i need to talk to you and Ross, i need to talk to you.

    Pheobe: (at Monica) oh! and i need to talk to you!

    Monica: about what?

    Pheobe: to see if you no what these guys are talking about.

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    emmalouise2809

    [122]Jan 13, 2008
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    These are some of my favs:

    Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today? Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.

    Chandler: Condoms? Joey: We don't know how long we're gunna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that? Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. You know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years. Chandler: That was five years ago. Joey: I know. You've still got five more.
    Chandler: Joey... Joey: You want to make it six? Rachel: Wha-- married? Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married! Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?

    Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

    Chandler: [Sniffs] This sandwich does smell good... Joey: Did I say you could smell my sandwich?! Chandler: I can`t smell your sandwich?? Joey: NO! Half of the taste is in the smell!! You sucking up all the taste units! Chandler: OK, I`ll give them back. [Exhales] Joey: Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday
    Chandler: [mockingly] Yeah. So, Tuesday? Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, think of it like this: the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?! Chandler: Thank you. Joey: What are you doin'? Rachel: Moving the chair, so I can have a place to sit? Joey: No, no, Rosita, does not move. Rachel: As in, what...? Joey: As in, Rosita does not move! Rachel: Why not?! Joey: 'Cause she is in the equal distance from the kitchen to the bathroom and she is at the perfect angle so that no glare is comin' off Stevie... Rachel: Stevie the TV? Joey: Is there a problem?!
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    gwen13579

    [123]Jan 14, 2008
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    (Joey drills a hole through the wall into Chandler's room, right next to Chandler's head. Chandler rushes out looking angry)

    Joey: Ooh, sorry did I get ya?

    Chandler: No, you didn't get me - It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!!

    Joey: Look, do you want this entertainment unit or not?

    Chandler: I do not want this entertainment unit!

    Joey: (innocent-like) Well, you should've told me that before. I'm not a mind-reader! (playfully hits him with the ruler)

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    gwen13579

    [124]Jan 14, 2008
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    Rachel: Phoebs, are you coming?
    Phoebe: Actually, I'm kinda part of (pointing to Monica and Chandler) this.
    Chandler: Actually Phoebe, this is more of a husband and wife kinda thing.
    Phoebe: I knew I should have married Chandler!
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    Jamesonblack

    [125]Feb 5, 2009
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    super_friend21 wrote:

    Jamesonblack wrote:
    {Joey}..... "It's a moo point, like a cow's opinion... You know... It doesn't matter"

    I never got that joke but the joke after that one when Joey says: When a package is this pretty no one cares whats inside is hilarious lol.



    Cause the phrase is,
    It's a "moot" point. In this context, I would say it means a point which can be discussed endlessly but provides no value in discussing it.

    Not a cows opinion...bahahahaha
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    Jamesonblack

    [126]Feb 5, 2009
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    friendsaddict wrote:
    My all time favourite joke is by Chandler (of course!)

    Do you think there's a town in Missouri or someplace called Sample? And as you're driving into the town there's a sign and it says "You're In Sample"?

    I never got it the first time i heard it! But now it cracks me up just thinking about it!




    I'm the same!!!! Fantastic!!!!! hahahaha
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    sandrene09

    [127]Jul 2, 2009
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    Ross: you're over me?, you're over me? when, when, when were you under me?
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    seriesguy3998

    [128]Jul 2, 2009
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    Ross: Chandler, if you do anything that can hurt my sister I'll hunt you down and kick your ass.

    Chandler laughs

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    bronbrons27

    [129]Jul 8, 2009
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    I love it when Joey thinks there is 56 states!
    and when he says: "Utah? Dude you can't just make stuff up."

    And I know it's been said before but I LOVE this:

    Joey: "Ducks is heads because ducks have heads"
    Chandler: "What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday parties?!"

    LMAO
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    bronbrons27

    [130]Jul 8, 2009
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    Oh and...
    grace87 wrote:
    FYI what's the meaning of that?


    FYI means "For your information".

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    aditrs

    [131]Jul 9, 2009
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    seriesguy3998 wrote:

    Ross: Chandler, if you do anything that can hurt my sister I'll hunt you down and kick your ass.

    Chandler laughs



    Shortly after that... Chandler: So we're friends again, right? (Ross nods) OK then, you wouldn't believe what Monica's brother just told me!
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    Jamanfou

    [132]Jul 9, 2009
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    Chandler to Ross: ''Was this place called....THE SUN?''
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    Sarah_LOST

    [133]Jul 12, 2009
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    God there is so many - I will have to think.
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    seriesguy3998

    [134]Aug 18, 2009
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    was so funny when Joey was appearing at that movie by the "next next Martin Scorsese." He had this full frontal nudity scene.

    Joey: My grandma is gonna see this!

    Phoebe: Well, grandma has to get in line.

    THat cracks me up!

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    friendsaddict23

    [135]Sep 4, 2009
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    I love any episode when Phoebe flips out and yells, haha. Like, at her wedding rehearsal dinner, she yells "I wanted a simple wedding where my fiance can GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS!"
    Classic. (:
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    Lisakudrow730

    [136]Sep 7, 2009
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    lol, i agree! she is hilarious. I like when she is pretending to flort wiht chandler she is really good at that

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    thebiggame23

    [137]Sep 8, 2009
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    Phoebe: I like having things to read in the bathroom
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    vietdoan2006206

    [138]Sep 15, 2009
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    TOW football
    monica: phoebe you know what you're doing
    ...
    phoebe: i thought you meant in life >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so funny
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    bronbrons27

    [139]Sep 15, 2009
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    Joey: We should have a competition, see who can bring home the most beautiful woman.

    Chandler: That's a good idea Joe, we could call it LIFE!

    Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?

    Chandler: That's what's weird? Joey the man's been captain of a cereal for the past 40 years...
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    KingofIPirates

    [140]Sep 15, 2009
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    sandrene09 wrote:
    Ross: you're over me?, you're over me? when, when, when were you under me?
    Probably this..
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