Hmmm.... I learned what the French words in "Lady Marmalide" mean. I learned "officially" what an anullment is. I learned how to give the finger without actually giving it. I learned that breastmilktastes like cantaloupe juice. I learned tonever lock myself out of my apartment while I have potatoes in the oven. I learned that if you don't want someone to steal your seat, take the cushions with you. I learned that if someone pisses you off, you can just break something valuable of theirs. I learned that ATM vestibules lock during a blackout (or do they?). There's more, but I could probably go on forever.
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