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What we have learned from watching friends.

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    Shortpenguin

    [21]Aug 24, 2007
    • member since: 09/19/06
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    I learned that you always bring a pillow when riding in Phoebe's car. A boat in a bubble bath can make someone look more manly. I learned that condoms only have 99.7% accuracy, and it is on the box (I know someone put this, but it's also something I learned). I learned that Tribbiani's may not be great thinkers, but they are great at eating. I learned that if you are ever trapped in a room because two of your friends are fighting that organic wax is edible. I learned to always say the right name at a wedding. I learned that beef doesn't go on a trifle. And finally, I learned that........The Knicks Rule All! Well, actually I learned a lot more, but I'll put them later.
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    Shortpenguin

    [22]Aug 24, 2007
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    I also learned what "going commando" means. Before Friends, I had no idea.
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    Bexi_rocks

    [23]Aug 25, 2007
    • member since: 12/05/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 249
    I learned that lobsters mate for life and peeing on a jellyfish sting will stop it hurting... love itt!
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    Angelwomyn

    [24]Aug 25, 2007
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    Don't make fajitas when you're drunk or you are likely to burn your hands.

    Don't put a turkey on your head because it could get stuck there.

    Good safety lessons on this show!

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    Shortpenguin

    [25]Aug 25, 2007
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    Angelwomyn wrote:

    Don't make fajitas when you're drunk or you are likely to burn your hands.

    Don't put a turkey on your head because it could get stuck there.

    Good safety lessons on this show!

    Yes, like, don't lift weights when you don't have health insurance, and also that bubble wrap is a protective covering for when you are being punched in the head.

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    FriendsFan94

    [26]Aug 26, 2007
    • member since: 08/16/07
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    • posts: 235
    I Learned To Swear Without The Finger! Lol
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    The_void_68

    [27]Aug 26, 2007
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    FriendsFan94 wrote:
    I Learned To Swear Without The Finger! Lol

    Oh, I was about to say that. *Bangs fists together*

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    SMFluvsmusic

    [28]Aug 26, 2007
    • member since: 03/09/07
    • level: 10
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    I learned that neat freaks know how to act like normal people. I learned that there are people out there that carry around about 50 condoms in their pocket. (like Joey) I learned that there's always someone out there that you're gonna hate. I learned that even men get nervous. (that surprised me)
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    hella_ilieva

    [29]Sep 2, 2007
    • member since: 12/29/03
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    • posts: 1,583
    I learned the following: No uterus - no opinion! LOL ))
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    cutieflutie1216

    [30]Sep 2, 2007
    • member since: 04/10/07
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    There are seven erogenous zones.
    That is not how they do pants.
    There's always know the trail from the girl you did it with to the girl you don't want to find out.
    You can eat organic leg wax.
    They add the smell to gas, so you know when there's a leak.
    A dehydrated cantalope looks like a foosball.
    Gleba is the fleshy spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
    You never run on a barge.
    The hug and roll technique.
    Spring vacation means you do nice things with your grandparents. Spring break is where you do frat guys.
    A scrum is like a huddle.
    The cushions are the essence of the chair!
    Uberweiss is German for super white.
    The hazelnut and the Brazil nut are not nuts.
    Neat can also mean no ice.
    Breast milk tastes like cantaloupe juice.
    In some cultures a third nipple is considered a mark of virility.
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    hella_ilieva

    [31]Sep 3, 2007
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    The Met is NOT a player of the Mets.

    There is NOT a Burger King comet.

    Homo sapiens are PEOPLE.
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    vietdoan2006206

    [32]Nov 11, 2009
    • member since: 10/30/08
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 31
    im learning guitar because of... phoebe!!! i'll be able to play her songs in very near future!!! yeah
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    rebachick94

    [33]Nov 22, 2009
    • member since: 07/03/07
    • level: 16
    • rank: Church Lady
    • posts: 1,912
    Make sure you're both on the same page so you don't hear we were on a break! for nine years.
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    aditrs

    [34]Nov 23, 2009
    • member since: 10/19/08
    • level: 8
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    I have learned that:
    To get on your girlfriend's father's good side, you must have a common enemy (i.e. his daughter/your girlfriend). 'Vaffanapoli' is an Italian swearword.
    To lighten up a situation, moon you friends (this is only applicable when you are forced to be in a box).
    Airports do not accept library cards.
    If you write things on your arm so you won't forget them, NEVER wear long sleeves.
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    rebachick94

    [35]Nov 24, 2009
    • member since: 07/03/07
    • level: 16
    • rank: Church Lady
    • posts: 1,912
    How to make someone like putty when you want to have sex with them. haha.
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