Host Conan O'Brien: The point of this whole thing is that what people see in America is they see Friends, it looks like a smooth running machine. But behind the scenes, there's deceit, mistrust, and hate.
Ross: Pivot! (they pivot) Pivot! (they pivot) Okay, pivot! Piv-at! (David Schwimmer breaks and starts laughing.)
(The scene is reset)
Ross: Pivot! Piv-at! Piv-at!!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!
(David starts laughing again)
David: Pivat!! (in a high-pitched voice) Pivat!!!
(Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.)
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
(Ross and Joey both reach down and we hear them zipping up their flies.)
Richard: It was great seeing you again.
Monica: It was good to see you too. Did you come all the way down her to tell me that?
Richard: No. I came here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
Matthew Perry: What the [bleep] are you doing?
Monica: I'm doing my brother.
Chandler: That's... gross.
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Joey: (raises his hand) Sorry.