Ross is in a hurry to get everyone dressed for an important banquet at the museum, but no one is co-operating. Chandler and Joey have a territorial dispute over an easy chair. Monica is obsessed by a message on her answering machine from Richard which may or may not be recent. Phoebe must hide a hummus stain that the boys added to her ensemble and Rachel is having trouble deciding what to wear.moreless
After Ross has spent the night with Chloe from the copy place, Rachel calls and tells him she wants them to get back together. Ross is delighted, but despite his best efforts to conceal his temporary indiscretion, it ultimately gets back to Rachel. The other four friends are trapped in Monica's bedroom, forced to listen to the bitter fight that ensues.moreless
While their Thanksgiving turkey is roasting, the gang engages in a highly-competitive game of touch football. Rachel is less than happy to discover that she is not anyone's MVP. Joey and Chandler compete for the attentions of a beautiful Dutch woman who is watching the game. The game eventually turns into a battle of the boys against the girls. Ross and Monica renew old sibling rivalries as they compete for the coveted "Geller Cup".moreless
When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever "almost" slept together, we flashback to three years earlier. Central Perk was still a bar. Chandler is trying to find a roommate and Joey applies, much to Monica's approval. Rachel, engaged to Barry at that time, comes into the bar with her girlfriends. When she expresses a need for one last fling, it gets Chandler's attention. Ross is feeling down, having discovered that his wife Carol is a lesbian. Phoebe tries to comfort him.moreless
Phoebe learns of an old family friend--her namesake, Phoebe Abbott--who may know the whereabouts of her father. She lives in Montauk, so the gang heads to the beach. Chandler can't let go of the fact that Monica doesn't consider him to be boyfriend material. Rachel, jealous of Ross's girlfriend Bonnie, talks her into reverting to her former bald look. Phoebe confronts her namesake and receives some startling news.moreless
Pete offers Monica a job as head chef in a restaurant he's just bought. Joey and Chandler adopt a baby chick and a duck. Ross passes up a chance to appear on The Discovery Channel in order to help Rachel, who has a cracked rib.
Monica reluctantly agrees to date a very wealthy restaurant customer. Phoebe's 18 year-old half-brother Frank Jr. announces he is going to marry his home economics teacher, a woman more than twice his age. Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to help him quit smoking, but with an unexpected side-effect.
Joey tells Chandler that he saw Janice kissing her soon-to-be-ex-husband. While Rachel is babysitting Ben, Monica accidentally bumps his head into a post, leading Ross to assume it was Rachel who did it. Phoebe is convinced that she is cursed because every time she goes to the dentist, someone around her dies, but a toothache is forcing her to make another visit. When the gang notices that Ugly Naked Guy hasn't moved for a long time, Phoebe fears he may be her latest victim.moreless
Ross and Rachel's constant bickering over her demanding job hours brings Rachel to suggest that they take a break from their relationship. Ross seeks solace in the arms of another woman. Phoebe dates a diplomat who needs an interpreter around in order to communicate with her. To her regret, she asks Monica to be the interpreter's date. Chandler and Joey "very cautiously" consider a threesome with a hot woman who seems to want them both at the same time.moreless
Monica runs into Richard at the video store and they start seeing each other--and sleeping together--but only as "friends". Rachel agrees to read Joey's favorite book, The Shining, in exchange for his reading her favorite, Little Women. Phoebe's new boyfriend from California insists on wearing shorts all the time. The gang soon becomes aware, however, that his shorts don't provide much "coverage".moreless
Monica has broken up with Richard and is unable to sleep as a result. Chandler's soul-mate relationship with Janice has Joey down since he can't stand her. At Rachel's urging, Ross reveals a sexual fantasy of his involving Star Wars character Princess Leia in her gold bikini. To Ross's mortification, Rachel tells Phoebe about it and word spreads.moreless
Rachel encounters a handsome stranger while lunching at Monica's diner who sets her up for a job at Bloomingdales. Ross is suspicious of his motives. At Joey's birthday party, a drunken Chandler fools around with one of the seven Tribbiani sisters. Joey is delighted to think that Chandler might end up as his brother-in-law, but when it turns out that Chandler can't even remember which sister, he incurs the wrath of the entire Tribbiani clan.moreless
Monica buys a mattress from Janice's soon-to-be-ex-husband, "The Mattress King". Phoebe is distracted when it's delivered, so a child's race-car-themed bed is delivered by mistake. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class. Rachel attempts to have her father and Ross bond. Joey spots Janice kissing her soon-to-be-ex-husband.
With Ross and Rachel not speaking to one another, a competition for the company of the other friends ensues. Chandler starts smoking again. When Ross is excluded from a ski trip the gang goes on with Rachel, he visits Carol. The gang ultimately finds themselves stranded and out of gas, so a reluctant Ross borrows Carol's car to go and rescue them.moreless
Phoebe ends up dating a man who's been stalking Ursula, her identical twin-sister. Ross and Rachel give Chandler lessons on how to be an attentive boyfriend to Janice. Following her break-up with Richard, Monica tries to forget him by going into the jam-making business. When that doesn't work, she decides to have a child with the help of a sperm bank.moreless
Rachel asks to see Ross, but he is crushed to learn that it is only to return some of his things. Rachel goes on a date with Mark. Joey gets a part in a new play and quickly develops a crush on his co-star, Kate. Out of friendship, Monica continues to date Pete even though she is still not attracted to him.moreless
Rachel regrets setting up her boss, Joanna, on a date with Chandler. Joey's interest in his co-star Kate intensifies after they sleep together. Monica and Ross's Aunt Sylvia dies, leaving Monica a dollhouse she has always coveted. Phoebe wants to play with it too, but her "creative" ideas cause a rift between her and Monica.moreless
Phoebe pretends to be Joey's agent and has some success in getting him auditions, but her constructive criticism sends him running back to Estelle. Ross is upset when Ben becomes attached to a Barbie doll. Monica reminds him of some of the more "girlie" aspects of his own childhood. Chandler and Janice's relationship is becoming more serious, so Chandler's old fear of commitment comes back to haunt him.moreless
At the premiere of Joey's play, Ross witnesses Rachel's date screaming at strangers for no good reason. When he tells the others, they just assume he's made it all up out of jealousy. Joey and Kate finally get together, but their relationship is cut short by a big opportunity she's been given in Los Angeles. Phoebe needs to have her phone repaired before her warranty expires, but the company's help line keeps her on hold, indefinitely.moreless
Ross accidentally breaks the leg of a little girl who is selling Girl Scout cookies. Joey's temp job selling Christmas trees horrifies Phoebe when she discovers that the older, unattractive trees are being fed into a wood chipper. On Chandler's advice, Rachel quits her job in order to have the impetus necessary to pursue her dream job in fashion.moreless
Joey decides to build a place to put the mail but it ends up being an overly-large entertainment center. The gang ponders who they would put on their "freebies list": a list of five celebrities that their significant other would allow them to sleep with. Phoebe's half-brother Frank Jr. comes to visit her, but Phoebe has trouble relating to him. Joey re-tiles Monica's bathroom floor. Isabella Rossellini, a celebrity that Ross dropped from his list for reasons of proximity, comes into Central Perk.moreless
To her embarrassment, Ross goes out of his way to make certain Rachel's co-worker Mark knows who she belongs to by sending endless gifts to her at work. Joey gets a call-back for a role in a Broadway musical, but his exaggerated résumé catches up with him when he's asked to teach a complex dance number to the cast. Monica is attracted to Julio, a waiter at her restaurant who is also a poet. Ross attended a bachelor party and now he and Ben have a play date with the stripper he met there and her son.moreless
Upon discovering a mysterious "thing" on his butt, Ross seeks advice from the gang. Phoebe can't choose between dating a fireman for his rugged masculinity or a schoolteacher for his sensitivity. Monica is both excited and concerned when she believes Pete is going to propose.
Pete's obsession to be the ultimate fighting champion, especially when he's no good at it, causes Monica to rethink their future together. Chandler has a problem when his new boss insists on slapping him on the butt as a sign of approval. Rachel doesn't mind Phoebe setting Ross up on a date with a bald girlfriend of hers, but is horrified to discover that the woman has since grown a beautiful head of hair.moreless
Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner who thinks "Smelly Cat" has potential as a commercial jingle. Chandler dates Ginger, a former girlfriend of Joey's who has a prosthetic leg. Rachel's new job occupies so much of her time it begins to put a strain on her relationship with Ross.moreless