Phoebe: (reading Rachel's pregnancy test) It's negative.
Phoebe: It's negative.
Rachel: (taking a moment for it to sink in) Oh. Well, there you go. Whew... That's great. That is really great, great news. Y'know, 'cause of the whole... not being ready and the financial aspects... all that. This is so just the way that this was supposed to be.
Monica: Then, great.
Rachel: (sobbing) God, this is so stupid! How can I be upset over something I never had?!