Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Phoebe: But he didn't really know, y'know? He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.
Precious: He proposed to you?! This is the worst birthday ever!
Phoebe: Look... Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend
Precious: Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect. (Mike enters the apartment) Screw you, Mike! You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell! (slaps him in the face and leaves. Mike looks at Phoebe, dumbfounded)
Phoebe: You're welcome!