Season 10 Episode 1

The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 25, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
      Phoebe: But he didn't really know, y'know? He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.
      Precious: He proposed to you?! This is the worst birthday ever!
      Phoebe: Look... Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? ...and, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend!
      Precious: Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect!
      (Mike enters the apartment)
      Precious: Screw you, Mike! You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell! (slaps him in the face and leaves)
      (Mike looks at Phoebe, dumbfounded)

      Phoebe: You're welcome!