Mr. Lipson: (introducing himself) Hi! Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
Ross: Well, I, uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchin, answers to the name "Marcel".
Mr. Lipson: Ah, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
Ross: Oh, my God, what happened?
Mr. Lipson: Well he got sick... and then he got sicker... and then he got a little better... but then he died.
Ross: I can't believe this!
Mr. Lipson: I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But, y'know, there's an old saying... "Sometimes monkeys die". It's not a great saying, but it certainly is fitting today.