Friends

Susie: All right mister, let's see those panties. Chandler: All right. (Chandler's pants drop from under the bathroom stall door) Susie: Ooh. Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier? Chandler: What? Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.

Susie: (About wearing her panties) How you doing there squirmy? Chandler: I'm hanging in... and a little out.

Ross: Hey Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. That was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours. Joey: You're blowing me off for a monkey? Ross: Hey, we can reschedule for Saturday. Joey: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.

Chandler: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows. Susie: Okay, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating? Chandler: (Defending himself) Okay, that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.

Susie: Excuse me. Chandler: Ah. Susie: Uh, is your name Chandler? Chandler: Uh, yes, yes it is. Susie: Chandler Bing? Chandler: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

Susie: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. Chandler: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look... great job growing up.

Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over? Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it?

Chandler: Pheebs, can I have the milk after you? Phoebe: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.

Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this. Rachel: Oh yeah? Phoebe: Yeah. Except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey Chandler, can I borrow your g-string?

Chandler: All right, one of you guys give me your underwear. Ross: Oh, no. Joey: Can't help you there. I'm not wearing any. Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear? Joey: Oh, I'm taking heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.

Susie: (Getting ready to run off with Chandler's clothes) This is for the fourth grade. Chandler: Huh? What do you mean? Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean what do I mean? I mean, underpants, mister! That's what I mean! Chandler: What? Susie: My skirt! You lifted! Kids laughing! I was "Susie Underpants" till I was 18! Chandler: That was 20 years ago! How can you still be upset about that? Susie: Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you call me in 20 years and let me know if you're still upset about this?

Susie: Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underwear? Chandler: Yeah, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.

Susie: Have you ever worn womens' underwear? Chandler: Well, yes, actually, but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.

Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done. Phoebe: Stick a fork what? Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak. Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat. Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done? Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell. Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.