Chandler: Alright, should we just get married? Should we do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Monica: I'm sick of the signs. It's too fast, I'm happy with the way things are.
Chandler: Me, too!
Monica: I don't want things to change--do you?
Monica: Alright, then! Then nothing changes and everything's great and everything stays the same. ...Now you go unpack because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!
Chandler: Jeez, relax. It's not like we're marr--arh-ahh!