Ross: You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Joey: Oh, oh, ah, ah... Britney Spears!
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Charlie: Oh, my God! ...did you talk to him?
Ross: (with a self-mocking laugh) Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Joey: You could say, "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?"