Friends

Joey: Ha, Ha, he said "erectus." (Rachel laughs) Joey: Erectus? Rachel: No, "homo."

Ross: I'm sorry, we can't. Charlie: All right, all right. Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (Pause) Or not! (They kiss)

Ross: Oh. Can I... can I ask who? Charlie: I think you know. Ross: I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past so...

Mike: Oh, that's okay. I don't care which of them I beat. Phoebe: Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister.

Mike: Okay, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41. Chandler: Okay, look! Enough is enough! Monica: No. I have just to have two more points to beat him! Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago. I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Okay, you've already proven you are just as good as he is. Now we've missed our dinner reservations. So now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower, and shave your head! Monica: I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours! Chandler: But... Monica: Look, you knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness! Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning? Monica: That's just good sense!

Monica: How does it feel, losing to a girl. Mike: You better look in the mirror before you say that.

Monica: Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play! Chandler: I don't think so! Monica: Why not? Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute. Others disagree, and I'm lying! Monica: I'm not always that bad! Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time? Monica: I punched you. Chandler: And? Monica: Phoebe. Phoebe: And? Monica: I clunked your heads together.

Joey: (Laughing) He said "erectus." Charlie: You're, you're kidding, right? Joey: No, he really said it.

Monica: When did you stop sucking? Chandler: I never sucked. I just didn't want you to know how good I was. Monica: Why? Chandler: I don't know. Monica: This is so great. Now we can enter doubles tournaments! Chandler: That's why.

Chandler: Okay, you've each won a game, and I've lost what feels like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner. Monica: Best two out of three? Mike: That's what I'm thinking. Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime, or for evil?

Joey: At least we're both having fun. Charlie: Yeah. Is it weird that it's not with each other? Joey: Yeah. A little bit, yeah. Charlie: I think we need to talk. Joey: I think we do. About what?

Phoebe: (About Monica) Come on, Mike! Knock that dog off her head!

Monica: (To Rachel) Okay you go reserve the chairs, I'll get the lotion and the magazines. Chandler: Umm ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes. Rachel: Damn it! Monica: No! Ross: (From the other room) The walls are pretty thin, guys!

David: So why did Phoebe and Mike break up? Chandler: His penis was too big.