Mike: (after Monica wins the point) Okay, so it's tied again, forty-one to forty-one.
Chandler: Okay, look! Enough is enough!
Monica: No! I just have two more points to beat him!
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! (to Phoebe) Pheebs! Talk to Mike... help me out.
Phoebe: Mike, if you win this, you will get the best sex you've ever had in your whole life.
Chandler: (about his "invisibility") I say to fight crime.