Season 8 Episode 18

The One in Massapequa

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 28, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Judy: (to Ross and Rachel at the party) While we think it's absolutely marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded... which is why we've told them all that you're married.
      Ross & Rachel: What?
      Judy: Thanks for going along with this.
      Ross: Dad, so what...? ...we have to pretend that we're married?
      Jack: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight... you can do this.
      Ross: (turning to Rachel) Can you believe that?
      Rachel: (watching Jack walk away) Yeah... if you're gonna do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nose-al area.