Friends Season 6 Episode 6

Monica: Well instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel, we thought we'd go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Monica: It's not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it's not your birthday!

Monica: You know that she has 147,000 pair of boots? She lets you wear them.
Rachel: Yeah, and you stretched them out with your big, clown feet!
Monica: She gets a lot of catalogs, and she folds the pages that she thinks that I might like.
Phoebe: Yeah, what else?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Rachel: Yeah,I do, I do do that.
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Rachel: Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.
Monica: (Starts to cry) When I told her I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy! And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy! (Hugs Rachel)
Rachel: Oh, it's gonna be fine.
Phoebe: Okay, Rachel, now I can't wait live with you! And you know what should we do? Bring Monica, and we'll have so much fun!
Rachel: Yeah, but honey, I think she's gonna move in with Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh,that's right. You still on that?
Monica: Kind of.

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just going to label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Rachel: You know what else I'm not gonna miss? "I'm Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day, even if people are on it!"
Monica: "Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? No, I'd better wash it and shrink it!"
Rachel: "I'm Monica. I never get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Phoebe: Hey, I call her.
Monica: "Oh, my God! I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross!"
Rachel: "Oh, my God! I can't find a boyfriend, so I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"

Chandler: (To Joey, about kicking the foosball table) See, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking!

Chandler: Then there's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh my God!
Chandler: That's our phone number.

Phoebe: (To Ross, Chandler, & Joey) Hurry! Monica's going to make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but save yourselves!

Monica: You're not dressed yet?! We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Rachel: Well, and clearly not a minute sooner.