Season 6 Episode 6

The One on the Last Night

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 04, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe: This doesn't have to be so sad, though, y'know. Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you're gonna miss each other, you should think about some of the things you're not gonna miss.
      Monica: I don't think there's anything.
      Phoebe: C'mon, there's gotta be something.
      Monica: Nope, she's perfect.
      Rachel: ...I have one.
      Phoebe: Oh, okay, great. You can go first.
      Rachel: Uh, well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact that you're never allowed to move the phone pen.
      (They all laugh)
      Phoebe: Okay, good. That's a good one. Okay... Monica, anything? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
      Monica: (good-naturedly) Ah, sometimes... (then reflecting) Always, actually.
      Phoebe: Okay, nice, there you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?
      Monica: Not just the phone pen... I never get my messages.
      Rachel: (offended) You get your messages!
      Monica: Yeah, well, I don't think it really counts if you have to read 'em off the back of your hand after you've fallen asleep on the couch.
      Rachel: So you missed a message from who? Chandler? ...or your mom? ...or Chandler? ...or your mom?
      Phoebe: Great, it worked! No one's sad!