The episode starts with Joey entering Monica's apartment. He sees Rachel who tells them the "drapes are still closed."
The next day Rachel enters Central Perk to talk to Ross about his date the previous night. Rachel keeps asking him questions about the date and whether "anything happened". She finds out nothing happened between them but more importantly that Jill has asked him out again. Rachel suddenly releases all her feelings saying she can't "bear them being together."
Joey, Phoebe, Monica and Chandler are watching E.T. It is revealed that Chandler has never cried before. Joey and Monica put him under different theoretical circumstances; he tells them that none of the stories would make him cry.
Phoebe is in Central Perk where she meets one of her 'fans'. Joey goes over to speak to him thinking he is one of his own fans.
Jill arrives and speaks to Rachel to tell her that Ross "has blown her off" and she can't understand why. Rachel tells Jill it's because she told Ross to stop dating her. Jill and Rachel get in an argument and Jill thinks it's because Rachel is "jealous of her."
Joey and Ross arrive at Monica's apartment to tell Monica, Chandler and Rachel that they found a porno film which Phoebe stars in. Everyone is shocked with what happened. Joey tries to get the video off them saying it would be wrong to watch it. Everyone but Joey starts to watch the video, they soon realise it is Ursula and not Phoebe that stars in the video.
Back at the apartment Monica finds a sad book which Chandler has been reading. He is trying to become more emotional but Monica doesn't care because she loves him for who he is. Monica tells him he has all the emotions within so it's ok. Turns out she is lying and is just trying to get him to cry.
Jill arrives at Ross' apartment in a depressed state. She has been putting the act on so she can see him even though she was told not to by Rachel.
Phoebe arrives at Ursula's apartment to tell her she should be ashamed of herself for making porn and using her name in it.
Rachel phones Ross to tell him that "Jill is using him to get back at her." Jill suddenly grabs Ross and starts kissing him, he kisses her back.
Ross enters Monica's apartment to tell Rachel she was right. Ross tells Rachel that he didn't want to kiss Jill and he stopped kissing her because he realises that "nothing could ever happen between him and Rachel if something happened between him and Jill." As the two finish speaking, Chandler suddenly bursts into tears!