(Monica has caught Chandler reading "Chicken Soup for the Soul")
Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, but I figured I'd give it a shot, y'know? I mean... maybe one of those stories would make me cry, and then you wouldn't think I was, y'know... all dead inside.
Monica: Aww, that's so sweet... but Chandler, I don't care if you can't cry... I love you.
Chandler: Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest!