Season 6 Episode 14

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 10, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Ross: You may have been right about Jill.
      Rachel: Oh, I knew it! What happened?
      Ross: Um... she kissed me.
      Rachel: (hurt) What? You kissed?
      Chandler: (aside to Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy...
      Monica: Shhhhh!!
      Ross: Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
      Rachel: (upset) It doesn't sound like it... I mean, it is pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don't kiss them. See, look at us, right now--not kissing!
      Ross: Let me finish, okay? ...she started kissing me and, and I didn't stop it... I guess I just wasn't thinking...?
      Rachel: Yeah, that's right you weren't thinking! Y'know what? (pushing up her sleeves) Let me give you something to think about!
      Ross: Wait! ...but then I started thinking... and I stopped the kissing.
      Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth long enough to tell me that.
      Ross: Look, I realized that if anything would happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
      Rachel: What?
      Ross: No. I mean, look... I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us? ...again, ever? ...but I don't wanna know that it never could... So, I stopped it and... she got mad and broke my projector.
      Rachel: (touched) Wow, I, I don't even know what to say... (after a moment, gives him a little tap on the leg with her foot) Thank-you.
      Ross: (taps her back) You're welcome.
      (Chandler bursts into tears and everyone turns to look at him)
      Monica: Oh, my God... are you crying?
      Chandler: I just don't see why those two can't work things out!