Season 8 Episode 13

The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 17, 2002 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Trivia: Phoebe says she can't understand why she keeps losing at Tic-Tac-Toe and begins to reset the game. Rachel tells her, "No, no, honey. My circle always stays in the middle".
      Starting with the middle square in no way guarantees winning at Tic-Tac-Toe. The only way that it would make a difference is if Rachel got to move before Phoebe with one circle already in place. Of course, it's possible that that was the joke.

    • Trivia: On Joey's cereal boxes the brand names are blacked out.

    • Trivia: Joey tells Phoebe he stayed up all night making a list of all the things he doesn't like about Rachel (although all he came up with was that she made him switch to light mayonnaise). Ironically, this is the second time that one of the friends makes a list containing the things he doesn't like about Rachel. The first was Ross's infamous pro/con list in "The One with the List."

    • Continuity: In this episode Chandler asks Monica to have sex on the balcony, but Monica doesn't like that idea. However, in "The One with Phoebe's Husband", Monica admits she had sex on the balcony with Fun Bobby.

    • Trivia: Even though Friends never directly mentions the 9/11 terrorist attack in the United States, in the opening scene Joey is wearing a shirt with the emblem for the FDNY with the name Capt Billy Burke, a NYC firefighter who lost his life on September 11th, 2001 at the World Trade Center.

    • Magna Doodle: A drawing of a train

    • Trivia: When Ross and Rachel are discussing baby names, Ross suggests Thatcher and Rachel suggest Sawyer. These are the last names of Tom Sawyer and Becky Thatcher from the Mark Twain novels.

    • Continuity: In "The One with the Sonogram at the End" Ross is arguing with Susan and Carol about baby names. Susan suggests Helen, and Ross gets upset about naming their child Helen Geller. In this episode, when Ross and Rachel are vetoing names at the coffee shop, he suggests Helen, himself.

  • Quotes

    • Joey: (thinking to himself while eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes) Alright... It's a new day... All that stuff about Rachel? don't feel that now... It was crazy! You're fine... You're better than fine, you are... (glancing at the cereal box) your friend Tony would say... "Grrrr-eat!" Everything's normal... She's just your friend Rachel... Your friend, Rachel... You're friend... Rachel.
      Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom) Hi, sweetie...
      Joey: (smiling and thinking) Hey-y-y... it's your girlfriend, Rachel!

    • Monica: I'm telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
      Chandler: Honey, it's two o'clock on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules. How stressed do you think I am?

    • Joey: Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I really need to talk to you.
      Chandler: Yeah... Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
      Joey: Neither.
      Chandler: Oh, my God! What's up?!

    • Joey: Alright... Okay, you and Monica... friends for a long time--and sure there are rules--but, then you went to London... Oh, no... but that's different. I mean, there are rules there, too... y'know what I mean?
      Chandler: Do you?

    • Phoebe: Are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
      Ross: No, we talked about it... we don't want to know. All we care about is that it's happy and healthy.
      Rachel: Yep! Happy and healthy... and cute!
      Ross: ...and smart!
      Rachel: Popular...
      Ross: ...with an aptitude for science.
      Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby?

    • Phoebe: (to Ross and Rachel about a name for their baby) If it's a girl, "Phoebe"... and if it's a boy, "Pheebo".

    • Rachel: (about baby names) Check this out. If it's a girl... "Rain".
      Ross: Veto.
      Rachel: Why?
      Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat."
      Phoebe: I know her!

    • Ross: Okay, how about for a guy, Thatcher?
      Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child?

    • Ross: How about Ruth?
      Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year-old?

    • Chandler: (thinking in the bath) I could fall asleep in here. I could drown in here. Mmmm, drowning...

    • Rachel: So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?
      Ross: What? Rach', come on, that's terrible! They're babies. They're all beautiful.
      Rachel: Third one from the left?
      Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I'm talking about it.

    • Ross: (to Rachel after she tried to peek at the sex of the baby) Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

    • (After peeking at the doctor's file to see the sex of the baby)
      Rachel: I swear, I didn't see anything, and I don't want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
      Ross: Momentary lapse. Don't you have any self-control?
      Rachel: (stroking her belly) Okay... a couple months late on the lecture, Ross.

    • Joey: (about Rachel) I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her. You wanna hear it?
      Phoebe: Yeah.
      Joey: (Joey unravels a crumpled piece of paper) She made me switch to light mayo. That's it! That's all I got! And y'know what? ...It tastes the same and my pants fit better.

    • Rachel: We're having a girl?
      Ross: No...
      Rachel: That's what you just said!
      Ross: No.
      Rachel: You said "girl".
      Ross: Yes. I'm... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
      Rachel: I'm not! We're having a girl! Sometimes I can't believe it's with you, but still... we're having a girl!
      Ross: I know! I know... Y'know what? I'm putting "Ruth" back on the table!
      Rachel: Oh, yes! We'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth...
      Ross: (realizing) Permission to veto.
      Rachel: Yes, please.

    • Phoebe: Well, I just thought I would drop by and tell you how it went with Joey.
      Chandler: (to Monica) You told her?!
      Monica: She pulled it out of me! She's like a conversational wizard!

    • Joey: (thinking about Rachel) Everything's gonna be fine. It's just a crush.
      Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom) Hi, sweetie!
      Joey: (to Rachel, in his mind) I love you!

    • Monica: (about taking a bath together) It's nice to do this together isn't it?
      Chandler: Yeah. And what you're doing feels so good.
      Monica: I'm not touching you.
      Chandler: Really?
      Monica: It's the salts.
      Chandler: Oh, sweet Lord... new realms of pleasure!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Joey: You are, as your friend Tony would say, "Great!"
      A reference to Tony the Tiger's catchphrase "They're Great!" which is said during the Kellogg's Frosted Flakes TV commercials.

    • Chandler: Honey, it's two o'clock on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules. How stressed do you think I am?
      Road Rules is an MTV reality show about a group of strangers traveling in an RV and completing missions. It first aired on July 15, 1995.

    • Chandler: Joey hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth.
      Monica: That was a long night.

      Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, based on the historical Scottish king.

    • Chandler: I'm gonna need a bigger boat...
      This is a famous line from the 1975 movie Jaws, directed by Steven Spielberg.

    • Phoebe: How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Major's house, and I told you that he liked you, and when you got there, you found out he didn't like you?
      Lee Majors is an American actor, perhaps best known as star of the television show, The Six Million Dollar Man.

    • Rachel: We'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth.
      Baby Ruth is a popular candy bar, made with peanuts, caramel, and nougat. It was named after President Grover Cleveland's daughter, Ruth.

    • Joey: I was, like my friend the bird would say, Coo-coo!
      This is a reference to the tagline Sunny, the spokes-bird for Kellogg's Cocoa Puffs cereal, says during the commercials. "I'm coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!"

    • Phoebe: (about Rachel's baby name suggestion, "Rain") I know her! I bought a homemade soap from her at a Dead show!
      Phoebe's comment about a "Dead" show, is a reference to the 60's California rock band, Grateful Dead.

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