Joey: Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine? Huh?
Chandler: Well, I like both eggs equally.
Joey: Oh, c'mon! ...nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other and I wanna know which.
Chandler: Well, what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left! Did you really expect me never to find new eggs?!