Ross: You said you'd marry Joey?
Rachel: Okay, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional... I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (thinking better of it) ...I'm not helping.
Ross: So, you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Rachel: That is right... and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mommy a present, but I am prepared to let that go.
Ross: So, when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Rachel: Well... Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: Well, Chandler's my oldest friend, but Joey's my--No! Ah! (points accusingly at her)